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Song Parodies -> "Don't Get Your Cock Out"
Original Song Title:
"Beauty School Dropout"
Original Performer:
Frankie Avalon
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Get Your Cock Out"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
This story's sad to see
Reality TV
Repent at leisure what you did in haste
Not just uninteresting
But what you're now suggesting
Is way beyond the realms of mere bad taste
Don't get your cock out,
That isn't what they want to see
Don't get your cock out,
On Saturday TV
I don't care if it could play a tune
Or kick-start up your Honda
Not even if it's twenty feet
Of trouser anaconda
You could do singing (no, that is minging),
Only you cannot hold a tune
What are you swinging (what *is* that swinging)?
A skipping rope for a baboon?
So that's the ex-X-factor
With you wearing only lube
Turn off the camera
Don't put it on YouTube
Don't get your cock out,
Don't need to see it, any more
Don't get your cock out,
If it gets stepped on, you'll get sore
The audience may think it's great
You know they'll shriek and howl
But it really isn't good, unless
You're shafting Simon Cowell
Britain's got talent (what talent?),
May be just car-crash TV farce
Still, it's not gallant (not gallant),
To drop your pants and show your arse
I've had enough
The camera's off
So please don't make that boob
Wipe off that video
Don't put it on YouTube
Matey, you know it
Know, in your heart of hearts, I'm right
Danii won't blow it
Although Piers Morgan might
But what the heck
Here's Ant and Dec
Oh, don't unzip that fly
I guess you know they're gonna show it all on Sky
Don't get your cock out, stay off of YouTube
Don't get your cock out, stay off of YouTube
Don't get your cock out, stay off of YouTube
Reality TV
Repent at leisure what you did in haste
Not just uninteresting
But what you're now suggesting
Is way beyond the realms of mere bad taste
Don't get your cock out,
That isn't what they want to see
Don't get your cock out,
On Saturday TV
I don't care if it could play a tune
Or kick-start up your Honda
Not even if it's twenty feet
Of trouser anaconda
You could do singing (no, that is minging),
Only you cannot hold a tune
What are you swinging (what *is* that swinging)?
A skipping rope for a baboon?
So that's the ex-X-factor
With you wearing only lube
Turn off the camera
Don't put it on YouTube
Don't get your cock out,
Don't need to see it, any more
Don't get your cock out,
If it gets stepped on, you'll get sore
The audience may think it's great
You know they'll shriek and howl
But it really isn't good, unless
You're shafting Simon Cowell
Britain's got talent (what talent?),
May be just car-crash TV farce
Still, it's not gallant (not gallant),
To drop your pants and show your arse
I've had enough
The camera's off
So please don't make that boob
Wipe off that video
Don't put it on YouTube
Matey, you know it
Know, in your heart of hearts, I'm right
Danii won't blow it
Although Piers Morgan might
But what the heck
Here's Ant and Dec
Oh, don't unzip that fly
I guess you know they're gonna show it all on Sky
Don't get your cock out, stay off of YouTube
Don't get your cock out, stay off of YouTube
Don't get your cock out, stay off of YouTube
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Blimey...talk about pushing the envelope of acceptability here, Phil! Nevertheless, I'm glad it got posted, as it is wonderfully funny. Honda/trouser anaconda was a great couplet. I'm hoping that the British references don't bamboozle our American cousins too much. Lovely job. 555
p.s. What a GREAT choice of OS! Where the hell did you dig that one up? ;-)
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Looks like we're dispensing similar advice today. Do yobs or hooligans in the UK wear their boxers outside their trousers? Seems like the sort of unsavory fad that the lower classes would share across the pond.
Kristof - I'd have thought this constituted sound advice on acceptable behaviour rather than pushing envelopes :-) But as to whence the choice of OS came.. might have been something to do with playing it over & over, trying to get your Terror School Dropout right.
Patrick - it's not that they wear their boxers outside their trousers, it's just that they seem to want to wear their trousers so low that their boxers hang out over the top. Which is on my list of ideas to use for a parody, but haven't got the perfect OS to use, yet.
Patrick - it's not that they wear their boxers outside their trousers, it's just that they seem to want to wear their trousers so low that their boxers hang out over the top. Which is on my list of ideas to use for a parody, but haven't got the perfect OS to use, yet.
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