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Song Parodies -> "Fetus"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frankie Avalon

Parody Song Title:

"Fetus"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Hey, fetus,
Oh, fetus,

Fetus, you're my will,
I'm so glad now, I didn't take the pill
A few months, till I hold you in my arms
And touch the tender charms of you..

Fetus, in my womb,
I know, it's crowded, you don't have much room
To play, but once your flower is unfurled,
You'll have the whole big world..to zoom

Fetus, baby of mine, oh so small,
When we do our birth task,
How's he? is what I'll ask..

Fetus, our hearts beat
Together, yours and mine with rhythm sweet
I can't wait till your soft cries ring outside
And you are my living pride..

Fetus, baby of mine, every pound
See you in ultra-sound,
Cute tiny precious mound..

Fetus, our hearts beat
Together, yours and mine with rhythm sweet
I can't wait till your soft cries ring outside
And you are my living pride..

Hey, fetus, oh fetus,
You're my wish come true..

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Rob Arndt - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
AFW, when I read your title for this song I got worried what direction you were gonna go with it. But it's great-555!!! TY :)
Porfle Popnecker - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Very nice. Reminds me of "Our Day" by Split Enz.
Meriadoc - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Very nice. Although the fourth line did make me think of Brautigan's "The Pill Versus The Springhill Mine Disaster" :)
Peregrin - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice AFW. I was thinking Venus from Shocking Blue: "I'm your fetus, I'm the product (of) your desire)..."
AFW - July 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone

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