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Song Parodies -> "Weiners"
Original Song Title:
"Venus"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frankie Avalon
Parody Song Title:
"Weiners"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
(Hot Weiners,
Oh, Weiners,)
Weiners on my grill,
Today, I'm gonna cook
And have my fill..
Forget an extra inch span to my waist
I'll just enjoy the taste of you..
Weiners in a bun,
Curled steamy, and
All charred and tender done
Chef's apron, makes the proper cooking garb
For this, my backyard barb-ecue..
Weiners..finger-like food that I love
Eight to a pack..Jumbo !!
These are the best, I know...
Weiners, now I'm sick
From gobblin' down too many,
Much too quick..
With chili sauce and onions by the heap
Need bicarbonate to sleep
Need bicarbonate to sleep
(Oh, Weiners,
Wish I'd ate just two..)
Oh, Weiners,)
Weiners on my grill,
Today, I'm gonna cook
And have my fill..
Forget an extra inch span to my waist
I'll just enjoy the taste of you..
Weiners in a bun,
Curled steamy, and
All charred and tender done
Chef's apron, makes the proper cooking garb
For this, my backyard barb-ecue..
Weiners..finger-like food that I love
Eight to a pack..Jumbo !!
These are the best, I know...
Weiners, now I'm sick
From gobblin' down too many,
Much too quick..
With chili sauce and onions by the heap
Need bicarbonate to sleep
Need bicarbonate to sleep
(Oh, Weiners,
Wish I'd ate just two..)
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Laughing my weiner-expanded ass off!
Put down many of them this past weekend.
Some an the Nathans contest in Coney Island were looking to eat 555...
That is pretty good.
he hehe!! 5's for ye1
Hot dog! Really "relished" this one ;)
Tasty parody! My sec. code is N52, as in "do Not eat 5, eat 2" Wish I would have listened. Take 555 Tums and you'll feel better.
This parody is one bread "weiner" of the house! I enjoyed eating weiners on 4th of July weekend on this barbecue party we threw. It's actually a beer-becue where we drink beer over hamburgers and hot dogs. Take 555 more weiners with 5 mustard, 5 sauerkraut, and 5 relish!
Thanks, John, Mark, Cody, Carol, Fiddlegirls, Blackjack, and Christie
Oh, Sir L'Air, how I love the sight of a Gent wearing his BBQ apron! I know that something tastey is coming soon . . .
Tasty parody. Caught me out with the title - I thought it was going to be about something else.
Thanks, lil, and Andy
you got right to the meat of the matter....plus the matter of the meat...fun parody
Great Fourth of July celebration song
Great one, AFW! I've been known to eat my fair share of bratwurst and Cajun sausages at family cookouts (I don't trust most hot dogs after reading books and seeing videos about the crap they put in them), and they definitely make me sick and cause me to put on weight, especially with deli mustard, diced onions and sauerkraut. 555 cases of grade-A Hebrew National hot dogs to you!!!
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