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Song Parodies -> "Dinners"

Original Song Title:

"Secrets"

Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"Dinners"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

We interrupt this parody of the 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast about 300 boy scouts, Roxanne and the elephant, so that they now bring you a song for Thanksgiving.
Dinners, you're good at eating dinners
Especially your eat
Aw, come on, open up and eat food up
Everybody needs a food
Want you to know you can depend on me
(Mmm-Mmm)

Dinners, all those things you hold to eat
That you're afraid to eat
But I care
Don't be afraid to throw it up
I'm someone that you can eat
And I will keep it between us
I eat

No matter what's going to Thanksgiving
Don't hold it in a holiday more
I'm here to make their traditional turkeys
You don't have to look inside
Things that need to eat them up
I won't die or lose it up
Just know you're safe with me
(Mm-mm, mm-mm, mmm-mm)

Dinners, you're good at keeping dinners (Dinners)
Especially your own
You're not alone
And you'll try to eat all the turkeys
To put some pies into them
I eat the rolls, I don't lie
Try me

Dinners, I'm good at eating dinners
Especially my own
(Mm, mm, mm)
Dinners
Happy Thanksgiving!

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