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Dolly may not have a cherry, but she sure has a peach of a pair.

- Submitted by: Lyle

'I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb........ and I also know I'm not blonde'
(Dolly Parton)

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Do you know what size of shoe Dolly Parton wears?
.....Neither does she.

- Submitted by: Richard

Dolly Parton got so drunk last night they had to carry her out
- two men abreast.

- Submitted by: John Cain

Dolly Parton is so skinny that when she turns sideways, she looks like she's smuggling melons.

- Submitted by: Derrick

Dolly Parton's Dollyworld and Conway Twitty's Twitty City have joined forces to open a new country amusement park: Titty City

- Submitted by: ebernuts

Hey!! Look there's Dolly Parton sittin' out there!!
Hell no, that's just 2 old bald-headed men sittin' next to each other.

- Submitted by: Richard

In her last stage of her career, Dolly Parton found herself having to travel economically. So on her last tour, she took a train and slept in a coed sleeping coach. A man happened to be in an upper bunk and watched her getting ready for bed. She took out her contact lenses, took off her blonde wig, her girdle, steel reinforced bra that holds up her fake boobs, and was removing her teeth when she spotted the man watching her. "What do YOU want?" she snapped. "You know what I want," he replied, "now unscrew it and throw it up here."

- Submitted by: Jethro

Man 1: Last night I had a terrible dream.
Man 2: What was it?
Man 1: I dreamt I was one of Dolly Parton's triplets.
Man 2: What's so terrible about that?
Man 1: I was the one on the bottle!!

- Submitted by: Perry Bolin

Man: I seen Dolly Parton at 3:00 Woman: hardly she was working 9-5

- Submitted by: cameron oakley

My friend Joe can listen to most any song standing up and rarely be the least bit fazed by any. But whenever he hears Dolly Parton sing "Jolene," he's never still standing by the end of the song.

- Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss

Q. Dolly Parton has been rumored to be a lesbian, so why do she and her husband remain married?
A. So he won't suffer from post-Parton depression.

- Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners

Q. How can you spot Dolly's children in a crowd?
A. They're the ones with stretch marks round their mouths.

- Submitted by: Bill Rasmussen

Q. What's the only key that Dolly Parton can't sing in? A. B-flat

- Submitted by: Ruby Spinel

Q: What do you call dumbass fans who can't understand the concept of humour?
A: Dollyfans

- Submitted by: Also A Fan

Q: Why did Dolly Parton quit her day job? A: She as tired of working 9 to 5!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Q: Why does Dolly have small feet?
A: Everything grows smaller in the shade.

Question: What do you get when you pour water down Dolly Parton's chest?
Answer: Islands in the Stream

- Submitted by: yoyodoll

So my friend asked me "what do you think about Dolly Parton?" And I said "well, I think she's a very well-rounded individual?"

- Submitted by: Fredman

What did Shakespeare have to say about Dolly Parton? He said, "Partin' is such sweet sorrow."

- Submitted by: Veronica Lodge

What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke? Islands in the Stream.

- Submitted by: Timmy

What do you call it when your stuck in an elevator with Dolly Parton?
Boobie trapped!

- Submitted by: Phillip

What do you call people who defend Dolly Parton?
Unfortunately deaf

- Submitted by: laughingluna

What do you call people who make mean jokes about Dolly Parton?
Jealous Ass-holes

- Submitted by: dollyfan

What is Dolly Partons Favorite Candy Bar Mounds

- Submitted by: Yankel Putz

What's Dolly Parton's theme song? "Tanks for the Mammaries."

- Submitted by: Mark S.

What's the most interesting thing about people who say malicious things about Dolly Parton? If there's a world beyond, she'll probably be moving up and they will probably be moving down.

- Submitted by: Janet

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
Dolly Parton with a chest cold.
(Told by Dolly herself)

- Submitted by: Country

You know the funniest thing about those who make fun of Dolly Parton? They don't have her $450 million.

- Submitted by: Karin

You know the funniest thing about those who put down Dolly Parton? She probably has an I.Q. higher than theirs.

- Submitted by: Sandy

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