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Find out who you are and do it on purpose

- Submitted by: Kirilee

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it
would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.

- Submitted by: bookwurm2010

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.

- Submitted by: DJ Scuff

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

The magic is inside you. There ain't no crystal ball.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma.
Them's fightin' words.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

When asked on "Late Night with David Letterman" whether Dollywood (her theme park) has rides, similar to Disneyland's Space Mountain, she gestured to her bosom and said... "Space Mountain? I've got Twin Peaks!"

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

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