've had nothing but bad luck,
Since the day I bought that box,
Of cereal that looked so nice,
But now I'm paying the price.

It was early in the morning,
Poured a bowl, it was fine.
But now I'm here to warn you,
There's a goblin stealing mine.

She's a cereal goblin,
Stealing all my flakes at night.
Cereal goblin,
She vanishes before the light.

I looked into the kitchen,
Couldn't believe what I saw.
Empty bowls and a milk jug,
She'd been here for sure.

With a crunch and a munch,
She leaves no crumb behind.
I'm gonna catch that goblin,
Before I lose my mind.

She's a cereal goblin,
Stealing all my flakes at night.
Cereal goblin,
She vanishes before the light.

If you hear a rustle in the night,
Lock your cupboards tight.
'Cause the cereal goblin's creeping,
Looking for a bite.

Now I'm setting up a trap,
With a fresh box on display.
When she reaches for a snack,
She'll have a price to pay.

Got a net and a plan,
Gonna catch her red-handed.
No more cereal goblin,
Her spree has just ended.

She's a cereal goblin,
Stealing all my flakes at night.
Cereal goblin,
She vanishes before the light.

She's a cereal goblin,
But tonight's the night I fight.
Cereal goblin,
Gonna end her munching plight.

Oh, cereal goblin,
Your reign is over now.
Cereal goblin,
I'm taking back my chow.