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"'We Don't Talk Anymore"
Disco bunny how we don't talk anymore.
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.
"Broken Doll"
You can't wind her up
I've all the pieces.
You can't wind her up
Although the key fits.
"Daddy's Home"
Your best friend Robin told me
You had tear drops in your eyes.
or
Your best friend's mother told me
You had tear drops in your eyes.
Your best friend wrote and told me
You had tear drops in your eyes.
"Daddy's Home"
Your best friend Roland told me you had teardrops in your eyes.
Your best friend wrote and told me you had teardrops in your eyes.
"Devil Woman"
On a night in the badlocks
[Later]
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew it was a smashy cat.
I've had nothing but bad luck
[Later]
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew it was a spell she'd cast.
"Devil Woman"
Same cat with them evil eyes,
and I knew it was a spam she-cat.
Same cat with them evil eyes,
and I knew it was a spell she'd cast.
"Devil Woman"
She's just a devil woman
With evil autumn eyes
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
"Devil Woman"
She's just a devil woman with evil ornaments
She's just a devil woman With evil on her mind.
"Devil Woman"
She's just a devil woman
That evil aunt of mine.
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind.
"Devil Woman"
She's just a devil woman
An evil lotta mm-hmm
We wear the devil woman
She's gonna get you.
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you.
"Dynamite"
I'm gonna feel Lennie's bosom.
I'm gonna feel an explosion.
"I Love You"
Your love means more to me
Than all the vicious women in the sea.
Your love means more to me
Than all the fishes swimming in the sea.
"It'll Be Me"
Gonna look in every lavatory.
Gonna look in every tree.
"It's So Funny (How We Don't Talk Anymore)"
And I ain't gotten shit
And I ain't counting sheep
"It's So Funny (How We Don't Talk Anymore)"
Disco bunny
It's so funny
"Little Town"
Oh, little tongue, oh Beverly Hand.
Oh little town of Bethlehem
"Little Town"
Oh, little town of Beverley Ham.
Oh, little town of Bethlehem.
"Livin' Doll"
So no big monk can steal her away for tea.
So no big hunk can steal her away from me.
"Living Doll"
Got to do my best to please her,
chest 'cause she's a, Living Doll
Got to do my best to please her,
just 'cause she's a, Living Doll
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Children drinking whisky and wine.
Children singing Chris-tee-an rhyme.
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Gifts on the fire logs on the tree.
Logs on the fire gifts on the tree.
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Kids on the fire
Logs on the tree
Logs on the fire
Gifts on the tree
"Mistletoe & Wine"
With love on the counter and gifts by the tree
With Logs on the fire and gifts on the tree.
"Ocean Deep"
Love catch you when you're alone
Love , can't you see I'm alone
"Ocean Deep"
Oh Shanice
Ocrean Deep
"Ocean Deep"
Solitary rule
In my solitary room
"Power To All Our Friends"
Power to all of France
Power to all our friends
"She's So Beautiful"
She's so beautiful
She's some kind of freak.
She's so beautiful
She's so kind and free.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
I ain't losing sleep and I hate cotton sheets.
I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
P*** off honey 'cos we don't talk any more.
It's so funny how we don't talk any more.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Disco Barney, how we don't talk any more.
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Disco Bunny!
Now we don't talk anymore.
It's so funny
How we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Disco Bunny, now we don't talk anymore.
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Disco bunny, how we don't talk anymore.
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
I ain't gotten cheap
I ain't counting sheep
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
I hate garden shears.
I ain't counting sheep.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
P*** off honey
Now we don't talk anymore.
It's so funny
How we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
This old bunny, why we don't talk anymore.
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Tits and fanny, how we don't talk anymore
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Well I ain't on a losing streak
And I ain't got 'em cheap (cheap!)
Well I ain't losing sleep
And I ain't countin' sheep (sheep!)
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
You were the only wah
You don't know what you gah.
You were the only one
You don't know what you got.
"Wired For Sound"
I like small people, I like tall people.
I like small speakers, I like tall speakers.
"Wired For Sound"
I want Thumbelina to the plastic AM/FM
I feel so ecstatic now.
Power from the needle to the plastic AM/FM
I feel so ecstatic now.
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