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"(You Keep Me) Hangin' On"
Misheard Lyrics:
A love that's strong in mind
Original Lyrics:
A love that's strong as mine
"21st Century Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magic mold
Original Lyrics:
Magic morn
"A Girl Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angry face
Original Lyrics:
Angel face
"A Little in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you're willing to murder
Original Lyrics:
You say you're willing to learn
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were not on my mind
Original Lyrics:
You were no longer mine
"Baby You're Dynamite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Explosive vigilante
Original Lyrics:
Explosive situation
"Big Ship"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a big s***
Original Lyrics:
Love is a big ship
"Blue Turns to Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
For maybe just an owl
Original Lyrics:
For maybe just an hour
"Broken Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't wind her up
I've all the pieces.
Original Lyrics:
You can't wind her up
Although the key fits.
"Can't Keep This Feeling In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not for another mammoth
Original Lyrics:
Not for another minute
"Carrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie had a date with the wrong kind of fate
It's plain to see
Another missing person
One of many, we are sure
The young wear their freedom
Like cheaper fuel
(It's useless information)
Return to my car
(A helpless situation)
You're nothing at all
You're just another message on a payphone wall
Original Lyrics:
Carrie had a date with her own kind of fate
It's plain to see
Another missing person
One of many we assume
The young wear their freedom
Like cheap perfume
(It's useless information)
Returning my call
(To help the situation)
They've nothing at all
You're just another message on a payphone wall
I've listened to this several times now, and I can't hear he sings anything other than "like cheaper fuel" - and I've always thought he sang nothing else. Other people have confirmed what I hear. An Iranian oil strike in late 1978 lead to the early 1979 oil crisis where fuel prices rose considerably - it could be that was on Cliff's mind when he recorded this at the time. Being British, he would pronounce perfume as 'PER-fume', so it would be hard to sing it differently. Anyway, the young using up their freedom like cheap fuel sounds so plaintive and so very much better. (He mouths like 'cheap per-fume' in the video, but this was recorded after the fact). Of course I also much prefer my lyric "Carrie had a date with the wrong kind of fate - It's plain to see" - this complements the dark tone of the song much better as well.
"Carrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I tell my folks
Original Lyrics:
If I telephoned
"Congratulations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Congratulations and copulations
Original Lyrics:
Congratulations and jubilations
"Congratulations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Congratulations and jubilations.
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Who would believe that I could be happy and contented.
I used to think that happiness hadn't been invented.
But that was in the bad old days before I melt you.
Original Lyrics:
Congratulations and jubilations.
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Who would believe that I could be happy and contented.
I used to think that happiness hadn't been invented.
But that was in the bad old days before I met you.
"Congratulations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Congratulations and urinations
Original Lyrics:
Congratulations and jubilations
"Congratulations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ejaculations and jubilations
Original Lyrics:
Congratulations and jubilations
"Constantly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me of you, Considine
Original Lyrics:
Me of you constantly
"Daddy's Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your best friend Robin told me
You had tear drops in your eyes.
or
Your best friend's mother told me
You had tear drops in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Your best friend wrote and told me
You had tear drops in your eyes.
"Daddy's Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your best friend Roland told me you had teardrops in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Your best friend wrote and told me you had teardrops in your eyes.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I knew it was the splashy cat
Original Lyrics:
And I knew it was a spell she cast
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew she was a Spalche cat.
Original Lyrics:
Same cat with them evil eyes, and I knew it was a spell she'd cast.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw a cat eat my dog
Original Lyrics:
I've had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw the cat at my door
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve had nothing in Bedrock
Original Lyrics:
I’ve had nothing but bad luck
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a devil woman, beneath a lot of woman
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a night in the badlocks
[Later]
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew it was a smashy cat.
Original Lyrics:
I've had nothing but bad luck
[Later]
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew it was a spell she'd cast.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same cat with them evil eyes,
and I knew it was a spam she-cat.
Original Lyrics:
Same cat with them evil eyes,
and I knew it was a spell she'd cast.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same cat with them evil eyes, and I knew it was a squelchy cat.
Original Lyrics:
Same cat with them evil eyes, and I knew it was a spell she'd cast.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a better woman
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil autumn eyes
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman that's evil all the time
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman With evil on her mind.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
That evil aunt of mine.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
with evil ornaments
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
Medieval undermind.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
An evil lotta mm-hmm
We wear the devil woman
She's gonna get you.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s just a damn old woman
Original Lyrics:
She’s just a devil woman
"Don't Talk to Him" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if he tells you, I'm a tooth
Original Lyrics:
And if he tells you, I'm untrue
"Dreamin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreign clock
Original Lyrics:
4:00
"Dynamite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna feel Lennie's bosom.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna feel an explosion.
"Flying Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go up in the end
Original Lyrics:
I go up in the air
"From a Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carmen's watching us
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us
"Gee Whiz It's You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who can't be you
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who can't be true
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything is coming up noses
Original Lyrics:
Everything is coming up roses
"Goodbye Sam Hello Samantha"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sam, I'm leavin' the game
Original Lyrics:
Sam, I'm leavin' the gang
"Healing Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take my head
Original Lyrics:
You can take my hand
"Hey Mr. Dream Maker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joseph's gone now
Original Lyrics:
Josie's gone now
"Human Work of Art"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these frozen drinks
Original Lyrics:
All these broken dreams
"Human Work of Art"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't complain
Original Lyrics:
I can't explain
"I Ain't Got Time Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only know she's dumb
Original Lyrics:
Only know she's gone
"I Can't Ask for Anything More Than You Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
And made me lose my mom
Original Lyrics:
And made me lose my mind
"I Cannot Give You My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You called me swallow
Original Lyrics:
You caused me sorrow
"I Could Easily Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was left on the shell
Original Lyrics:
If I was left on the shelf
"I Just Don't Have the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't remember
Original Lyrics:
Can't be mended
"I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some nights I can't sweep
Original Lyrics:
Some nights I can't sleep
"I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love means more to me
Than all the vicious women in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Your love means more to me
Than all the fishes swimming in the sea.
"I Still Believe in You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I believed in simple men
Original Lyrics:
And I believed in Superman
"I'll Come Running"
Misheard Lyrics:
We both make steaks
Original Lyrics:
We both make mistakes
"I'll Love You Forever Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love will be in France, she says
Original Lyrics:
Love is being friends, she says
"I'm the Lonely One"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now it's gone
Original Lyrics:
But now it's done
"It'll Be Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna look in every lavatory.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna look in every tree.
"It'll Be Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you find a new lump in your Super Bowl
Original Lyrics:
If you find a new lump in your sugar bowl
"It's All Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't feel a sting
Original Lyrics:
Didn't feel a thing
"It's All in the Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many a year has to fall
Original Lyrics:
Many a tear has to fall
"Lean on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The furthest step to heaven
Original Lyrics:
The first step to heaven
"Let Me Be the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I can have a repair
Original Lyrics:
You and I could have an affair
"Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, little tongue, oh Beverly Hand.
Original Lyrics:
Oh little town of Bethlehem
"Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, little town of Beverley Ham.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, little town of Bethlehem.
"Living Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna lock her up in a trunk
So no big hull can sail her away from me
Original Lyrics:
Gonna lock her up in a trunk
So no big hunk can steal her away from me
"Living Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to do my best to please her,
chest 'cause she's a, Living Doll
Original Lyrics:
Got to do my best to please her,
just 'cause she's a, Living Doll
"Living Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
So no big monk can steal her away for tea.
Original Lyrics:
So no big hunk can steal her away from me.
"Living in Harmony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna make you try
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna make you cry
"Lucky Lips"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of lips of you
Original Lyrics:
A pair of lips so true
"Marianne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of what you need for me
Original Lyrics:
Of what you mean to me
"Miss You Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
But these tissue nights are the longest
Original Lyrics:
But these miss you nights are the longest
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A time for hating and biting to cease
Original Lyrics:
A time for hating and fighting to cease
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A time to rejoice in the goolies we see
Original Lyrics:
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children drinking whisky and wine.
Original Lyrics:
Children singing Chris-tee-an rhyme.
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children singing Christie and rhyme
Original Lyrics:
Children singing Christian rhyme
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, Omicron and wine
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and swine
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gifts on the fire logs on the tree.
Original Lyrics:
Logs on the fire gifts on the tree.
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids on the fire
Logs on the tree
Original Lyrics:
Logs on the fire
Gifts on the tree
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love and laughter and joy ever after
A house for the taking, just follow the master
Original Lyrics:
Love and laughter and joy ever after
Ours for the taking, just follow the master
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
With dogs on the fire
And crisps on the tree
Original Lyrics:
Logs on the fire
Gifts on the tree
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
With love on the counter and gifts by the tree
Original Lyrics:
With Logs on the fire and gifts on the tree.
"Mistletoe and Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams of Saxon
Original Lyrics:
Dreams of Santa
"Mistletoe and Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The child is a kid
Original Lyrics:
The child is a king
"Mistletoe and Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The child is a king, this carol I sing
Original Lyrics:
The child is a king, the carolers sing
"Mistletoe and Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
With lords on the fire and gifts on the tree
Original Lyrics:
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
"Misunderstood Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
His votives
Original Lyrics:
His motives
"More to Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your eyes on your face
Original Lyrics:
And your eyes are ablaze
"My Kinda Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mike had a light yeah, Mike had a light yeah
Original Lyrics:
My kinda life yeah, my kinda life yeah
"My Pretty One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I've searched the hallway through
Original Lyrics:
Well I've searched the whole world through
"Never Let Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these frozen drinks
Original Lyrics:
All these broken dreams
"Never Say Die (Give a Little Bit More)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to end
Original Lyrics:
If you want to win
"Nine Times Out of Ten"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stubborn as a dog on you
Original Lyrics:
I'm stubborn as a doggone mule
"Ocean Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love catch you when you're alone
Original Lyrics:
Love , can't you see I'm alone
"Ocean Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Shanice
Original Lyrics:
Ocrean Deep
"Ocean Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Solitary rule
Original Lyrics:
In my solitary room
"On My Word"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will never stray from your stride
Original Lyrics:
I will never stray from your side
"On the Beach"
Misheard Lyrics:
Than Danson on the beach
Original Lyrics:
Than dancing on the beach
As in actor Ted Danson.
"Peace in Our Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a freedom in our fries
Original Lyrics:
And a freedom burning bright
"Peace in Our Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're never gonna break down these walls and build a prism with a stone
(Later)
We'll keep on keeping on 'til all the teachers are dry
Original Lyrics:
We're never gonna break down these walls and build a prison with a stone
(Later)
We'll keep on keeping on 'til all the tears are dry
"Please Don't Fall in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm baking for you, baby
Original Lyrics:
But I'm begging you, baby
"Please Don't Tease"
Misheard Lyrics:
You love me like a Burger King
Original Lyrics:
You love me like a hurricane
"Power To All Our Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Power to all of France
Original Lyrics:
Power to all our friends
"Power to All Our Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
And caring for the beans
Original Lyrics:
And caring for the bees
"Remember Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lean on me, someone to lean on
Original Lyrics:
And you need someone to lean on
"Santa's List"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left nothing for Disney
Original Lyrics:
Let nothing you dismay
"Saviour's Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's your glasses?
Original Lyrics:
Raise your glasses
"She's So Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so beautiful
She's some kind of freak.
Original Lyrics:
She's so beautiful
She's so kind and free.
"Silhouettes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Silhouettes, silhouettes, silouhettes
"Silvery Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
While a light airplane
Original Lyrics:
While a light aeroplane
"Sing a Song of Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wal-Mart
Original Lyrics:
One night
"Some People"
Misheard Lyrics:
So endlessly
Original Lyrics:
So aimlessly
"Somethin' is Goin' On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have seen your snout
Original Lyrics:
I have seen you smile
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll watch them move for me and you
Original Lyrics:
I'll watch them bloom for me and you
"Stronger Than That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something 'bout a nude kid in town
Original Lyrics:
Something 'bout a new kid in town
"Summer Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've seen it in the boogie
Original Lyrics:
We've seen it in the movies
"Sunny Honey Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a phony girl to love me
Original Lyrics:
Such a funny girl to love me
"Take Me High"
Misheard Lyrics:
For in the moment
Original Lyrics:
For in the morning
"Thank You for a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see him out
Original Lyrics:
I can see him now
"The Best of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll always have in my life
Original Lyrics:
I'll always have in my mind
"The Day I Met Marie"
Misheard Lyrics:
When nothing's a movie
Original Lyrics:
When nothing is moving
"The Millennium Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Halloween thy name
Original Lyrics:
Hallowed be thy name
"The Minute You're Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stare into Empty Nest
Original Lyrics:
I stare into emptiness
"The Miracle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, love is the pee
Original Lyrics:
Oh, love is the key
"The Only Way Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been through the days
Original Lyrics:
I've been through the maze
"The Time in Between"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I don't seem alive
Original Lyrics:
That I don't see a light
"The Young Ones"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the young ones shouldn't be afraid
Original Lyrics:
And the young hearts shouldn't be afraid
"The Young Ones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Itching in trouble
Original Lyrics:
Ich ging in Java
"Theme for a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my team for a dream
Original Lyrics:
You are my theme for a dream
"Time Drags By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat told Frog
Original Lyrics:
Fat told Frog
"Twelfth of Never"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll still be Mother Goose
Original Lyrics:
I'll still be loving you
"Two Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
That your car never had
Original Lyrics:
That your heart never had
"Visions"
Misheard Lyrics:
My darling, delicioso
Original Lyrics:
My darling, I miss you so
"We Don't Talk Any More"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a phoney, and we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk any more.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't losing sleep and I hate cotton sheets.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so funny while we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny why we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
Misheard Lyrics:
P*** off honey 'cos we don't talk any more.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk any more.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piss off, honey, now we don't talk any more.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk any more.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I ain't got cheap.
Original Lyrics:
And I ain't counting sheep
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I ain't gotten shit
Original Lyrics:
And I ain't counting sheep
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't got no sheep
Original Lyrics:
But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco Barney, how we don't talk any more.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco Bunny how we don't talk anymore
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk any more
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco Bunny!
Now we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny
How we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco Bunny, now we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco bunny how we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco bunny, how we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco bunny
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a bunny
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gotten cheap
Original Lyrics:
I ain't counting sheep
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate garden shears.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't counting sheep.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a pony, and he don't talk anymore
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny why we don't talk anymore
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's somebody
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
P*** off honey
Now we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny
How we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore itchy fanny, why we don't talk anymore
Original Lyrics:
Its so funny, how we don't talk anymore
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
This old bunny, why we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tits and fanny, how we don't talk anymore
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I ain't on a losing streak
And I ain't got 'em cheap (cheap!)
Original Lyrics:
Well I ain't losing sleep
And I ain't countin' sheep (sheep!)
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were the only wah
You don't know what you gah.
Original Lyrics:
You were the only one
You don't know what you got.
"We Don’t Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I ain’t losing sleep
And I ain’t gonna cheat
Original Lyrics:
But I ain’t losing sleep
And I ain’t counting sheep
"We Should Be Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why we invented plays
Original Lyrics:
That's why we invented planes
"What Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never left the town
Original Lyrics:
I never left the house
"When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go out
But don't shout
Original Lyrics:
It's cold out
But hold out
"When the Girl in Your Arms..."
Misheard Lyrics:
And never let her grow
Original Lyrics:
And never let her go
The full title of this song is "When the Girl in Your Arms Is the Girl in Your Heart", but all that wouldn't fit in the box.
"Wind Me Up (Let it Go)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a little can of soda in your hand
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a little tin soldier in your hand
"Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like small people, I like tall people.
Original Lyrics:
I like small speakers, I like tall speakers.
"Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like smiles, people I like ties, people
Original Lyrics:
I like small speakers I like tall speakers.
"Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want Thumbelina to the plastic AM/FM
I feel so ecstatic now.
Original Lyrics:
Power from the needle to the plastic AM/FM
I feel so ecstatic now.
"Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Power, thunder, leave on to the plastic
Original Lyrics:
Power from the needle to the plastic
"Wired for Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big, fat music - they're wired for sound
...
Go sit in the park and I'm gonna use it
...
I went from the needle to the plastic
...
I said: "You love me, but love means you must like what I like"
...
She said, "I'm not a girl you can own as a standby"
Original Lyrics:
If they've music they've wired for sound
...
Cassette in my pocket and I'm gonna use it
...
Power from the needle to the plastic
...
I said you love me then love means you must like what I like
...
She said, "I'm not a girl you put on at a stand by"
What sort of awkward lyric is "If they've music they're wired for sound" (very British). My lyrics are much better - eg. why does the writer say "Power from the needle to the plastic" when the revolution is about Walkmans/Walkmen? 'My man' has come off heroin to 'get into the plastic'!
"Wired for Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like toasties and I like sausages
Original Lyrics:
I like small speakers, I like tall speakers.
"Wired for Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was small boy who don't like history
Original Lyrics:
I was small boy who don't like his toys
"With the Eyes of a Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tell me "I'm sorry"
Original Lyrics:
So tell me a story

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