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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bob Seger that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 143 misheard song lyrics for Bob Seger on amIright currently.

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"Against The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my '67 Chevy
Original Lyrics:
And the secrets that we shared
"Against The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't swim
Original Lyrics:
Against the wind
"Against The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Janey was lovely, she was the queen of aisle 9.
Original Lyrics:
Janey was lovely, she was the queen of my nights.
"Against The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Janey was ugly, she was the queen of Muy-Thai.
Original Lyrics:
Janey was lovely, she was the queen of my nights.
"American Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a full force skid
Original Lyrics:
It's like a full force gale
"Betty Lou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad news, get down tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Betty Lou's getting down tonight.
"Feel Like A Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece of lettuce keep coming in the mail.
Original Lyrics:
Dear Sir letters keep coming in the mail.
"Feel Like a Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a tiny baby grasping a great big wheel
Original Lyrics:
Like a tiny blade of grass in a great big field
The song makes sense either way.
"Fire Down Below"
Misheard Lyrics:
File up your nose.
Original Lyrics:
Fire down below
"Fire Down Below"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes hot nannies
Original Lyrics:
Here comes hot Nancy
"Fire Down Below"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes those roses
Original Lyrics:
Here comes ol' Rosie
"Fire Down Below"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out in Berkeley, out in Queens
Original Lyrics:
Out in Brooklyn, out in Queens
"Fire Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to bowl the night away.
Original Lyrics:
Who wants to go to Fire Lake?
"Fire Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe's run off to Prior Lake.
Original Lyrics:
Joe's run off to Fire Lake.
"Fire Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe's run off to buy a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Joe's run off to Fire Lake.
"Fire Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe's run off to fry an egg
Original Lyrics:
Joe's run off to fire lake
"Fire Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wants to go and buy a lay?
Original Lyrics:
Who wants to go to Fire Lake?
"Fire Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wants to go to Prior Lake?
Original Lyrics:
Who wants to go to Fire Lake?
"Fire Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wants to go to buy a lake?
Original Lyrics:
Who wants to go to Fire Lake?
"Fire Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wants to go to find a lake?
Original Lyrics:
Who wants to go to Fire Lake?
"Fire Lake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wants to ride that concrete wheel?
Original Lyrics:
Who wants to ride that chrome three-wheeler?
"Her Strut"
Misheard Lyrics:
They do respect her butt
They love to watch her strut.
Original Lyrics:
They do respect her but
They love to watch her strut.
"Her Strut"
Misheard Lyrics:
They do respect the butt.
Original Lyrics:
They do respect her but...
"Her Strut"
Misheard Lyrics:
They love to watch her strip
Original Lyrics:
They love to watch her strut
"Her Strut"
Misheard Lyrics:
They love to watch her strip
Original Lyrics:
They love to watch her strut
"Her Strut"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'd kill to spank her butt
They love to watch her strut.
Original Lyrics:
They do respect her but
They love to watch her strut.
"Hollywood Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Above all delights
She had all of us killed.
Original Lyrics:
Above all the lights
She had all of her skills.
"Hollywood Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood knights
Original Lyrics:
Hollywood nights
"Hollywood Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
In those Hollywood nights
Is how I wanna live
All those big city lights
And that's how I wanna live
Original Lyrics:
And those Hollywood nights
In those Hollywood hills
All those big city lights
In those high rolling hills
"Hollywood Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Above all the night
She had all of her pills
or
She had all of her fills
or
She had all of her fills
Original Lyrics:
Above all the lights
She had all of her skills
"Hollywood Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had all of her thrills.
Original Lyrics:
She had all of the skills.
"Hollywood Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
She stood there fried as the sun on the California coast
He was a Midwestern boy on a soan.
Original Lyrics:
She stood there bright as the sun on that California coast
He was a Midwestern boy on his own.
"Horizontal Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to do the Horse Uncle Bop
or
Everybody wants to do the Hose-On Bop
or
Everybody wants to do the Hose-On Bop
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop
"Horizontal Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to do the holes on the bottom.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop.
"Horizontal Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bar.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop.
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fraggle Rock
Original Lyrics:
Like a rock
The tv show "Fraggle Rock" was actively airing at the time this song came out.
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go rock
Original Lyrics:
Like a rock
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I grew up.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rock
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was eighteen, didn't have a care
Working for piss, not a dime to spare.
Original Lyrics:
I was eighteen, didn't have a care
Working for peanuts, not a dime to spare.
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lagga frog
or
Lick a frog.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rock
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ligo Rock
Original Lyrics:
Like a rock
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Iraq
Original Lyrics:
Like a rock
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock her up.
Original Lyrics:
Like a rock
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smelled like marijuana
Original Lyrics:
Felt like number one
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there bawlin', sweatin' in the sun
Original Lyrics:
Stood there boldly sweatin' in the sun.
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there bowlegged.
Original Lyrics:
Stood there boldly.
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there bowlin', sweatin' in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Stood there boldly, sweatin' in the sun.
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there bowling, sweatin' in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Stood there boldly sweatin' in the sun.
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I grow up
Original Lyrics:
Like a rock
"Like A Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' for penis
Original Lyrics:
Workin' for peanuts
"Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then he nodded
Original Lyrics:
Mary nodded
As mis-sung by Bob Seger on his rendition of this classic tune.
"Little Victories"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little nectarines
Original Lyrics:
Little victories
"Main Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember standin' on the corner at midnight,
tryin' to get my girl a job
Original Lyrics:
I remember standin' on the corner at midnight,
tryin' to get my courage up
"Main Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was standin' on the corner at midnight
Trying to get my curly Joe
Original Lyrics:
I remember standin' on the corner at midnight, tryin' to get my courage up
"Makin' Thunderbirds"
Misheard Lyrics:
We met production
Formed in the Midwest ways
Original Lyrics:
We met production
Foremen didn't waste words
"Makin' Thunderbirds"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were making fun of birds.
Original Lyrics:
We were makin' thunderbirds.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're still awake
Original Lyrics:
And we'd steal away
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diet Food
Original Lyrics:
Night Moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's sore.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' by the sword.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flew too tall
Coulda used a few browns.
Original Lyrics:
I was a little too tall
Could've used a few pounds.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I flew too saw, coulda used a few pounds
Tight pants points, haulin' in an hour
Original Lyrics:
I was a little too tall, could've used a few pounds
Tight pants, points, hardly renowned.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to talk, could use a few friends.
Original Lyrics:
I was a little too tall, could've used a few pounds.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used her she used me
But neither one cared
We were getting a Chevy.
Original Lyrics:
I used her she used me
But neither one cared
We were getting our share
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went too far.
Coulda used a few frowns.
Original Lyrics:
I was a little too tall.
Could've used a few pounds.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little too tall
Could've used a few pounds
Tight pants, points, haulin' in and out
Original Lyrics:
I was a little too tall
Could've used a few pounds
Tight pants points hardly renown
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little toot salt, coulda used a few browns
Tight pants, points, hauler a noun.
Original Lyrics:
I was a little too tall, could've used a few pounds
Tight pants, points, hardly renowned.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice boobs
Original Lyrics:
Night moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Night wolf
Original Lyrics:
Night moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tight boots
Original Lyrics:
Night moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We wanted love, goin' on 500.
Original Lyrics:
We weren't in love, no, far from it.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were in love, ho, no, fah, fuh
We were lookin' for some kinda sigh, suh.
Original Lyrics:
We weren't in love, no, far from it
We weren't searching for some pie in the sky summit.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were just young and restless and bored,
gettin' mighty sore
Original Lyrics:
We were just young and restless and bored,
livin' by the sword
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were just young and restless and bored, and everybody saw it
Original Lyrics:
We were just young and restless and bored, livin' by the sword
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were workin', workin' them practice runs,
Workin' them practice runs, oh how the night moves
Original Lyrics:
We were workin', workin' and practicin',
Workin' and practicin' all of our night moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
With all them closing ends
Original Lyrics:
With autumn closing in
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
With all them clothes in the air
or
With all them clothes in the end
or
With all them clothes in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
With autumn closing in.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin on the night school,
trying to beat the subway business blues
workin on the night school,
layin it on the line
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on our night moves
Tryin' to lose the awkward teenage blues
Workin' on our night moves
And it was summertime
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' on a knight moose!
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on the night moves!
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' on our knight moose
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on our night moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' on some nice boobs
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on the night moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' on the missus without any clothes
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on mysteries without any clues
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' on the night chew
or
Workin' on the night Jews
or
Workin' on the night Jews
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on the night moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' on the night crews
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on our night moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' on the night crew
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on the night moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' on the night moose.
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on the night moves.
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' on the night choo
or
Workin' on the right shoe
or
Workin' on the right shoe
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on the night moves
"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working on midgets without any clothes
Original Lyrics:
Working on mysteries without any clues
"Nine Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there night to night, night to night, night to night
or
I'll be there nine to nine, nine to nine, nine to nine
or
I'll be the 99, 99, 99
or
I'll be the 99, 99, 99
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there nine tonight, nine tonight, nine tonight
"Nutbush City Limits"
Misheard Lyrics:
Left foot city limit
Original Lyrics:
Nutbush City Limits
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Loretta, call me what you will.
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will.
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a rabbit, call me what you will
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a radical, me what you will.
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will.
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a rebel, call me what you will
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me erratic, call me what you will
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me heretic, call me what you will.
Original Lyrics:
Call me a relic, call me what you will.
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try and make me eat Nabisco
Original Lyrics:
Don't try and take me to the disco
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I seldom listen to them by myself.
Original Lyrics:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to them by myself.
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say I'm a bastard, say I'm over the hill.
Original Lyrics:
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill.
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
That kind of music just sues the soul.
Original Lyrics:
That kind of music just soothes the soul.
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
The condom music just soothes the soul.
Original Lyrics:
That kinda music just soothes the soul.
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's only one-cha way to get me to go.
Original Lyrics:
There's only one sure way to get me to go.
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
This 80s music ain't got the same soul
Original Lyrics:
Today's music ain't got the same soul
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today's music ain't got the same song.
Original Lyrics:
Today's music ain't got the same soul.
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't go to hear them play a bango
I'd rather hear some blues or f**king old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Stop playing old time rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock and roll
"Old Time Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I can't listen to 'em by myself
AND
Don't blow an ear or play a tango
Original Lyrics:
Just take those old records off the shelf
I sit and listen to 'em by myself
AND
Won't go to hear 'em play a tango
"Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I've got a ram boy (ramblin' man)
And I've got a gam boy (gamblin' man)
Original Lyrics:
But I've got to ramble (ramblin' man)
Oh, I've got to gamble (gamblin' man)
"Roll Me Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spoke to the famous first starlight.
Original Lyrics:
I spoke to the faintest first starlight.
"Shakedown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody waltzing to the crowded lie.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants into the crowded line.
"Shakedown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to do the crowd at night
or
Everybody wants to do the private line
or
Everybody wants to do the private life
or
Everybody wants to do the private life
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants into the crowded line
"Shakedown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let down your bra, honey.
Original Lyrics:
Let down your guard, honey.
"Shakedown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meltdown you're gone, honey.
Original Lyrics:
Let down your guard, honey.
"Shakedown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meltdown, you're gone, honey.
Original Lyrics:
Let down your guard, honey.
"Shame On The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you've been to Saturn, man
Original Lyrics:
Until you've beside a man
"Still The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ol' Wallace runs everytime he plays the bell.
He's still damn good, no one's gotten to him, yeah
Original Lyrics:
You always won everytime you placed the bet.
You're still damn good, no one's gotten to you yet
"Still The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
The walrus won, every time he placed a bet.
Original Lyrics:
You always won, every time you placed the bet.
"Still the Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
You always swore. Every time you play, it's the best.
Original Lyrics:
You always won everytime you placed the bet.
"Sunspot Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I looked in Miami,
I looked in Nagril
the closest I came was a malt cold beer.
Original Lyrics:
I looked in Miami,
I looked in Nagril the closest
I came was a month old bill.
"Sunspot Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I looked in my hand, I looked in the grill
Original Lyrics:
I looked in Miami, I looked in Nagril
"Sunspot Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I looked in my hand. I looked in the grill.
Original Lyrics:
I looked in Miami. I looked in Negril.
"The Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's s*** to give our king
Original Lyrics:
That's fit to give our king
"The Little Drummer Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Alps have landing time.
Original Lyrics:
The ox and lamb kept time.
"Turn The Page"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am
All over again.
Original Lyrics:
Here I am
On the road again.
"Turn The Page"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most times you can hear 'em talk
Other times you can
All the same old cliches
Of a woman or a man
Original Lyrics:
Most times you can't hear 'em talk
Other times you can
All the same old cliches
Is that a woman or a man
"Turn The Page"
Misheard Lyrics:
The same oak leaf shave
Original Lyrics:
The same old cliches
"Turn The Page"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can listen to the engine more than I hear one lone song.
Original Lyrics:
You can listen to the engine moaning out its one-note song.
"Turn the Page"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can listen to the engine mornin' out is one lonesome
Original Lyrics:
You can listen to the engine moanin' out its one lone song
"We Were Making Thunderbirds"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were makin' fun o' her, we were making fun o' her
Original Lyrics:
We were making Thunderbirds, We were making Thunderbirds
"We've Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still here we are, both of us losing
Both of us learning.
Original Lyrics:
Still here we are, both of us lonely
Both of us lonely.
"We've Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'll keep searching,
even after the day.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'll keep searching,
even after today.
"You'll Accomp'ny Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, lady, you won't copy me.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me.
"You'll Accomp'ny Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday Lady you're to comp'ny me.
Original Lyrics:
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me.
"You'll Accomp'ny Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sky is startlin' and the time is right.
Original Lyrics:
The sky is starlit and the time is right.
"You'll Accomp'ny Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisky women
Original Lyrics:
Gypsy wind
"You'll Accomp'ny Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are to comp'ny me
Original Lyrics:
You will accomp'ny me
"You'll Accompany Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday lady you're a company.
Original Lyrics:
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me.

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