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Song Parodies -> "Rocky Road Never Forgets"

Original Song Title:

"Rock and Roll Never Forgets"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Rocky Road Never Forgets"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Enjoy the parody!
So you’re a little bit older and a lot less colder
Than you used to be.
So you used to eat chocolate,
But now you think that it may be fuddy-duddy.
But now vanilla don’t light your fire,
It makes ya feel so weary and uninspired.
Well all ya gotta do is get somethin’ that really kicks
If you need a fix.

Come back, baby,
Rocky road never forgets.

You better get yourself a clean spoon,
Go down to the parlor or the ice cream truck.
Ask the local Good Humor,
Chances are you’ll have some very good luck.
Yeah, the Turkey in the Straw will be the top hit tonight,
The crowd will be jumpin’ and feelin’ all right,
And all ya gotta do is get in until it clicks,
If you’re in a fix.

You can come back, baby,
Rocky road never forgets.

Oh, the almonds give us crunch and protein,
Look at all them marshmallows makin’ the scene.
All ya gotta do is just shout and scream tonight.
Hey, tonight.

[guitar solo]

But now vanilla don’t light your fire,
Feel a little tired, need emulsifiers.
Now all of Will’s* children are out there gettin’ their licks,
And gettin’ their fix.

Yeah, come back, baby,
Rocky road never forgets.

Said you can come back, baby,
Rocky road never forgets.

Oh, come back, baby,
Rocky road never forgets.

Oh yeah,
Oh yeah,
Huh, uh huh, uh huh,
Never forgets, oh no, oh no
Ooh, never forgets
Ah yeah, ooh,
Never forgets, yeah,
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Ah yeah, ooh,
Never forgets,
Never, never forgets, oh no, oh no…

[repeat until fade]
*-Refers to William Dreyer, the father of rocky road ice cream.

Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being unable to get into your kicks.

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Rob Arndt - March 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey Dylan, don't know what to say about the same topic, but you do it well- 555!

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