Song Parodies ->Authors -> Billy Florio
Hey, veteran parody/comedy writer Billy Florio here. Ive been a frequent submitter here since November of 2000, with the horrible parody "What becomes of the double punched ballots". Since then I have managed to put many of my parodies on this site, as well as on whatfreaks.com, but by no means is this all of them. The first parody I ever wrote was in 1994 as a joke. It was to the tune of Dionne Warwick and Friends "That's what friends are for" and it was called "That's what Pens are for". After that I wrote on average 10 a year until I discovered AmIRight on Thanksgiving day (and started writing many badly paced and repetitive political parodies). I've also worked on the All star parody artist's version of "What's going on", and a few duets with my friend Keith Kamer, and one with the great STG. You can find other work by me in the pages of "Nonsense Humor Magazine" and some of my random standup bits at places like eatglue.com and a few other places. You can catch my next standup performance on: No dates available (and there might not be for a little while...I need some new material). My website is WWW.geocities.com/Bflorio12/parodmain.html, and soon I'll have all my parodies (including early ones) posted on it. Email me any comments at Bflorio12@hotmail.com . I will respond!
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Barry Bonds Parody | Smooth | Santana featuring Rob Thomas | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 218 | |
| It's Just Irrational/ The Pi Song | Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody | David Lee Roth | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 1394 | |
| Smooth Character | Smooth Criminal | Michael Jackson | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 171 | |
| Last Train to New York | Last Train to Clarksville | The Monkees | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 141 | |
| The Ballad of John Walker | White Room | Cream | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 146 | |
| I Really Can't Dance | Your Mama Don't Dance | Loggins and Messina | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 165 | |
| You Are The Weakest Link | You Are So Beautiful | Joe Cocker | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 174 | |
| Mochachino | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 138 | |
| Cracker Jacks | Captain Jack | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 190 | |
| The OJ Simpson Trial | Walk This Way | Aerosmith | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 813 | |
| I'm A Movie Star Stalker | Black Magic Women | Santana | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 201 | |
| Senioritis | Instant Karma | John Lennon | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 474 | |
| Bill and Hillary | I Love Rock And Roll | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 133 | |
| Learn To Drive | Learn To Fly | Foo Fighters | 4.2 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 238 | |
| Episode 2 (see Yoda fight) | Good Riddance (Time of your life) | Green Day | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 145 | |
| Billy Billy (Another Bill Clinton parody) | Rebel Rebel | David Bowie | 4.0 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 560 | |
| A Well Infected Man | A Well Respected Man | The Kinks | 2.8 | 2.6 | 2.7 | 162 | |
| Pork The Other White Meat | Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 497 | |
| The Godfather part 1 | American Pie | Don Mclean | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 585 | |
| Mugger | Thriller | Michael Jackson | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 136 | |
| At Am-I-Right | Have I The Right | The Honeycombs | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.7 | 134 | |
| Striking Is The End Of Baseball | Livin' On The Edge | Aerosmith | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 113 | |
| Yahoo! | Song 2 | Blur | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 156 | |
| It's Pepsi Cola | Don't Dream It's Over | Crowded House | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 418 | |
| The Swedish Fish | The Sweetest Thing | U2 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 472 | |
| Out Of My League | Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 456 | |
| Peeing In A Bottle | Message In A Bottle | The Police | 3.8 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 185 | |
| Red Meat | Don't Speak | No Doubt | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 140 | |
| A John Walker Parody | Take the Money and Run | Steve Miller | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 123 | |
| I Need Some Coupons | We are the Champians | Queen | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 191 | |
| Chuck's Am-I-Right's alright (for writing) | Saturday Night's alright (for fighting) | Elton John | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 127 | |
| My Phone Is Retarded | Just What I Needed | The Cars | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 135 | |
| That's What Pens Are For | That's What Friends Are For | Dionne Warwick and Friends | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 134 | |
| Michael Skakal Killed Martha Moxsley | Video Killed the Radio Star | The Buggles | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 162 | |
| Nor-Easter | Maneater | Hall and Oates | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 127 | |
| Everybody's Got Something They Want, And It Is Mostly My Money | Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 166 | |
| Mylanta | Amanda | Boston | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 186 | |
| Grow the Cashcrop | Rock The Casbah | The Clash | 4.1 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 138 | |
| Put Down The Seat | We Got The Beat | The Go-Go's | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 134 | |
| The Answer's In Bombing Iraq | Blowin' in the Wind | Bob Dylan | 3.2 | 2.7 | 3.1 | 297 | |
| Don't You Like My Boobies? | Dont You Want Me? | Human League | 3.5 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 174 | |
| Baker of Cannolis | Houses of the Holy | Led Zeppelin | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 132 | |
| Trying To Fit In My Jeans | Big Machine | Goo Goo Dolls | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.2 | 131 | |
| Pete Rose | Roxanne | The Police | 4.1 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 143 | |
| Santa Claus Is Buying A Round | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 155 | |
| Paper Boy | Sk8ter Boi | Avril Lavigne | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 161 | |
| Looking Goofy | The 59th street bridge song (Feelin' groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 230 | |
| Sammy Davis Eyes | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 260 | |
| Crossword | Crossroads | Cream | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 171 | |
| All I Wanna Do (Is Be A Nun) | All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Fun) | Sheryl Crow | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 1390 | |
| Canadian Quarter | American Woman | Guess Who | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 592 | |
| The Ballad of Christopher Walken | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.7 | 171 | |
| Snow Man | Soul Man | Sam and Dave | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 170 | |
| I Sit And Eat My Freedom Fries | As Tears Go By | Rolling Stones | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 127 | |
| Back in the Daily News (The Return of Michael Jackson) | Back In The New York Groove | Ace Frehley | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Life During Goretime | Life During Wartime | Talking Heads | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 119 | |
| Porno Magazines | Yellow Submarine | Beatles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| Back in the Airport's Bar | Back in the U.S.S.R. | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 151 | |
| Are You A Boy Or A Girl? (the Merry And Pippin Song) | Fell in Love with a girl | White Stripes | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 148 | |
| I'll Drown | I'm Down | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 137 | |
| Stoolie Louie | Wooly Bully | Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 143 | |
| First Porno | Young Lust | Pink Floyd | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 117 | |
| Writers Block | Radar Love | Golden Earring | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| I Can't Walk Around You | I Can Dream About You | Dan Hartman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| I've Got A Broken Down Car | I've got a Rock and Roll heart | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| 41 year old Ast'roids Man | 21st Century Schizoid Man | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| 45 year old Britney Fan | 21st century Schizoid man | King Crimson | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 194 | |
| Sleep Walkin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| A bunch of Avril Wannabes | Cult of Personality | Living Colour | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Britney's (not a virgin) | Brandy (You're a fine girl) | Looking Glass | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| The Pirate song | More More More | Andrea True Connection | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 1313 | |
| Low Brow | Free Ride | Edgar Winter's group | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| (I Always Think That) Santa Is Watching Me | (I Always Feel Like) Somebody's Watching Me | Rockwell and Michael Jackson | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 931 | |
| 19 Year Old Pregnant | 19th Nervous Breakdown | Rolling Stones | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 265 | |
| Stuck on the Southern State | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen and the E street band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Take a Chance Card Please | Take A Chance On Me | ABBA | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| Rewriting | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Here Comes Streisand | Here Comes Your Man | The Pixies | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 148 | |
| Rudolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 3.6 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 1134 | |
| While My Guard Dog Gently Sleeps | While my Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| What Becomes of the Double Punched Ballots | What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted | Jimmy Ruffin | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 142 | |
| Election of Dreams | River of Dreams | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 121 | |
| Vote Palm Beach | Sloop John B | The Beach Boys | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 114 | |
| Bill Clinton Got Run Over By A Taxi | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo and Patsy | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 185 | |
| Albert The Big Sore Loser | Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer | Gene Audrey | 2.8 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 166 | |
| Kosovo | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3070 | |
| Bill Clinton's Lies | My Father's Eyes | Eric Clapton | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 171 | |
| If You Could Just Not Lie | If You Could Read My Mind | Gorden Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 146 | |
| He's Always Bill Clinton to Me | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 177 | |
| Morse Code of Greed: Bill Clinton's Cry | Morse Code of Love | The Capris | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 179 | |
| It's Called Hazing | Amazing | Aerosmith | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 147 | |
| Whore on the Corner | Down on the Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 130 | |
| Hotel Lincoln Bedroom | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 133 | |
| That Don't Impress The Dutch | That Don't Impress Me Much | Shania Twain | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 158 | |
| Ralph Nader | Around the World | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 140 | |
| Everyday A**holes | Everyday People | Sly and the Family Stone | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 122 | |
| William Tong's Story | Minority | Green Day | 3.6 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 233 | |
| A Bill Clinton Parody | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | 3.9 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 643 |
