Song Parodies -> "While My Guard Dog Gently Sleeps"

Original Song Title:

"While my Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

"While My Guard Dog Gently Sleeps"

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The Lyrics

Havent written a new one in a while....dont think this is the return to my habit.

Someone, through the door, strolls right in, to my kitchen
While my guard dog gently sleeps
He knocks over drawers yelling loud-ly and twitching
Still my guard dog gently sleeps

I don't know why, he doesn't wake up, nothing in-terrupts sleep
I don't know how he doesn't hear this
Laying in calm bliss.

He takes my guitar, and he pro-ceeds with strumming
Yet my guard dog calmly sleeps
He then takes a wrench, and he fixes my plumbing
Still my guard dog carefree sleeps

He sits right down turns on some hockey
Then puts in Rocky 2
There's all this noise but no reaction
Sleeping without a clue

He sets, off a bomb, which foretells, the world's ending
Still my guard dog gently sleeps
We all are dead...
And my guard dog gently sleeps.

Billy's unupdated home of laughter Comments?: Bflorio12@hotmail.com

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Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

As the scenarios got more and more ridiculous, my laughter got louder....555

Charlie Decker - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

That was awesome. It gained steam and got better and better as it went on. 5s!

Stuart McArthur - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

ridiculous all right - fantastic - sounds a lot like my dog - 555

Joe Melchionne - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

My dog, he dont chase cars he just sits at the curb and takes down license plate number's.... 555

LucidLupin LeeBee - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Great parody 555 Has to be a long return return ticket surely ... go on... ;)

Sweet Indigo - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehehehe! Very witty, I love it!

alvin rhodes - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

great build up....cracked me up...5s

Airfarcewon - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Very funny...and well done..

Ashkicksass - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL. Great job!

Adagio - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Very funny!!! 5's I kept thing of my dog, who would only lick them and wag her tail.

Tim Hal - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Well crafted!

Billy Florio - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks a whole bunch guys!

Dee Range - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent, Billy. High 5's

Claude Prez - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Great stuff Billy; loved the plumbing and Rocky 2 lines.

Johnny D - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

What Claude said. Great job.

Billy Florio - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks again you three

Serafina - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Nicely done, Billy.

Billy Florio - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Serafina

Agrimorfee - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment

What a weird perspective...it's like the narrator is telling us what happened from the afterlife. Wonder if the dumb dog went to heaven (or hell) with him? :)

2nz - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment

HEY, coulda sworn I commented on this one already. Very funny Billy. Nice job with the continuously upped exaggerations.

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