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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

Dont call it another comeback, because that would mean the expectation of more songs. This was actully to fullfill a promise I made to Royce a long time ago.....
Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer
Has a very dirty nose
And if you're where he sticks it
You would need a change of clothes

Angered the other reindeer
They beat him up in his sleep
He vowed that he must stop it
This habit of his must cease

Only lasted for a week
Couldn't hold it in
Santa needed help down back
Now there's Rudolph full of crap

Now he's back where he feels right
Sticks his head in till it hurts
Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer
Damnit get out of the dirt! Comments?:

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 29

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   9
 2   3
 3   6
 4   3
 5   8

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Kristof Robertson - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Just the grossest mental picture!! Great! 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
"Rudolph the brown nosed trainee" would have been a bit funnier, IMHO, but 544.
Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ho ho hole!
EmiLoca - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, disgusting...funny after about five minutes of settling in, but ew, ew, ew!
Billy Florio - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I know youre never suppose to explain a joke, but Im wondering if everyone understands the source of Rudolph's brown nose......It's not from anything "Naughty" the last line again
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Figured you just wanted to keep it (the last line) "clean", cos with that title you´re working our subconscious all the rest of the way. :-)
Phil Alexander - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Tell me, Billy... exactly what sort of promise was it you made to Royce all that time ago? ;-)

I liked the punchline - it tells all those people with their minds in the gutter that it's dirty in a clean "dirt" kind of way
Billy Florio - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I got inspired by Royces parody of the same name and told her Im gonna do a similiar one...this was like last December lol......I thought my punch line was very clever...unfortunatly, not many people (both on this site, and those whom I "sung" it to) got you said, we can call it a clean dirty parody.....anyway, all my votes are gone! shucks
Johnny B-Bad - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is the worst parody... people that write stupid parodies like this..... find something else to do.. u SUCK
Billy Florio - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, either you dont like this parody for one of these reasons: 1)you think it's dirty (when in fact, if you read it, youll notice that it's actully not that the sense you think it is, but more in the sense that his head is in a PILE OF MUD!) 2)You dont like using your brain to read into the lines and understand the humor of it 3)You hate laughter 4)Youre my Grandmother Which one are you?
Ashkicksass - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it...

I also LedOL at your grandmother reference...
gizmo - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Lol this is one for caroling
dessilover - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
That is soooooo funny i love it !!!!!
Selena - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I HATE IT!How could you do this to an awsome Christmas SONG!

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