I know a few guys who think they are pretty smart
They make new cars that are a work of art
They've got so much money-- They can control it all
In this modern world, they are know-it-alls

But Oh-oo-oh, they are really rich and
Oh-oo-oh, they are so advanced

ok, so they're not Amish
That don't inpress the Dutch


These Pennsilvania Dutch, they are out of touch
Now don't get me wrong-- their lives are alright
But thats if we were living in 1645
It don't impress the dutch

They never knew a guy who had a TV in his house yeah
or a telephone there -- Just in case
They have no electric -- they don't care for it
Cause Heaven forbid they should have fun in this place

Oh-oo-oh, they are so religous
oh-oo-oh, in their horse drawn wagons

Ok, so we got cable
That don't inpress the Dutch

They've got the beards, but their not ZZ top
Don't get me wrong-- barn Buildings alright
But how many can you build in the middle of the night
We don't Inpress the Dutch

They're those kind of guys who like to make everything
Quilts, Barns and Wagons, and thats only the begining
I can't believe they get up at four in the night
C'mon, to milk the cows-- you must be joking, right?

Oh-oo-oh, they have many cows
oh-oo-oh, a windmill too

Ok, so we have fun
That don't impress the Dutch

They've got the beards, but their not ZZ top
Don't get me wrong-- barn Buildings alright
But how many can you build in the middle of the night
We don't Inpress the Dutch


They've got the beards, but their not ZZ top
Don't get me wrong-- barn Buildings alright
But how many can you build in the middle of the night
We don't Inpress the Dutch

Ok, so we have lives
That don't impress the Dutch