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1960s
Mel Blanc's, "Bugs Bunny Overture (This is It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more rehearsing for Lucien Picard, we know every part by heart.
Original Lyrics:
No more rehearsing or nursing a part, we know every part by heart.
The Chiffons', "One Fine Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk all day
Original Lyrics:
One fine day
The Guess Who's, "Share the Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now more sadness, no more sorrow,
And no more bath time.
Original Lyrics:
Now more sadness, no more sorrow,
And no more bad times.
The Shangri-Las', "Remember (Walkin' in the Sand)"
Misheard Lyrics:
September
or
November
or
December
Original Lyrics:
Remember
 
1970s
Commercial's, "United Airlines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb the family skies
or
Fly the family skies
Original Lyrics:
Fly the friendly skies
David Bowie's, "Starman"
Misheard Lyrics:
He sold it
or
He sold me
Original Lyrics:
He told me
Eagles', "New Kid in Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a new pig in town
Original Lyrics:
There's a new kid in town
Eddie Money's, "Two Tickets to Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two pickles in paradise
Original Lyrics:
I got two tickets to paradise
Elvis Presley's, "Always on My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were always on my wife
Original Lyrics:
You were always on my mind
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
Misheard Lyrics:
West Virginia, mountain high-life
Original Lyrics:
West Virginia, mountain mama
Led Zeppelin's, "Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta whoa
Original Lyrics:
I gotta roll
Rare Earth's, "Get Ready"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get Lily 'cause here I come
Original Lyrics:
Get ready 'cause here I come
Rare Earth's, "I Just Want to Celebrate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to say my name
Original Lyrics:
I just want to celebrate
Tom Jones', "She's a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza lady
Original Lyrics:
She's a lady
 
1980s
Buster Poindexter's, "Hot Hot Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
A ring-a-ling, a ring-a-ling
Original Lyrics:
Ole, ole, ole, ole
Commercial's, "Raisinets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch some Rain-X
Original Lyrics:
Catch some Raisinets
David Bowie's, "Absolute Beginners"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've nothing much tobacco
There's nothing much today
(later)
Nothing much cadever
or
Nothing much collection
Nothing we can't share
or
Nothing we can't shape
Original Lyrics:
I've nothing much to offer
There's nothing much to take
(later)
Nothing much could happen
Nothing we can't shake
Hall & Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had super size
Original Lyrics:
She had sulky smile
Hall & Oates', "One on One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonderful
Original Lyrics:
One on one
Joey Scarbury's, "Believe It or Not"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who can appear?
Original Lyrics:
Who can it be?
Pet Shop Boys', "Rent"
Misheard Lyrics:
You pirouette
Original Lyrics:
You pay my rent
REO Speedwagon's, "Keep on Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I made every word I said
Original Lyrics:
And I meant every word I said
Simple Minds', "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go, go, go, go
Original Lyrics:
Don't, don't, don't, don't
The Alan Parsons Project's, "Eye in the Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the maker of ghouls
Original Lyrics:
I am the maker of rules
Misheard Lyrics:
In heaven
Original Lyrics:
If ever
The Dream Academy's, "Life in a Northern Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not even father time
Original Lyrics:
Life in a northern town
The Go-Go's', "Vacation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Cajun, all I really wanted
Original Lyrics:
Vacation, all I ever wanted
U2's, "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I will lead the battle call
Original Lyrics:
But I won't heed the battle call
Wee Sing's, "Grizzly Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had bedroom eyes
Original Lyrics:
He had big, blue eyes
 
1990s
Bizarre Inc.'s, "I'm Gonna Get You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna catch you, baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna get you, baby
Bush's, "Glycerine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas tree
Original Lyrics:
Glycerine
Commercial's, "Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's goldfishes! Gone Goldfishin'!
Original Lyrics:
Gone Goldfishin'!
Misheard Lyrics:
You left me flying
Original Lyrics:
You left me crying
Marcia Griffiths', "Electric Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a magic boogie-oogie-oogie
Original Lyrics:
It's electric boogie-oogie-oogie
Prince's, "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch me
Original Lyrics:
Could you be
Sublime's, "Santeria"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't think twice to stick
That barrel straight down 'side yours throat
Original Lyrics:
And I won't think twice to stick
That barrel straight down Sancho's throat
System of a Down's, "Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your mother crave
Original Lyrics:
Let your mother pray
U2's, "Mysterious Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love
She's stupid
Original Lyrics:
Look
She's slippy
 
2000s
Collective Soul's, "Better Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Yeah, yeah)
All wrapped in P.C.
Original Lyrics:
(Yeah, yeah)
All wrapped to be seen
Eve 6's, "Inside Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smarter than Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Swallow my doubt
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar We’re Goin’ Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lunatic complex cock it and pull it
Original Lyrics:
A loaded God complex cock it and pull it
In Flames', "Reflect the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Es ist sicher nicht das Feuer
Original Lyrics:
The precision in your voice
In Flames', "Reflect the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my girlfriend
Original Lyrics:
When there is nothing
Sean Paul's, "Temperature"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the right television, just shot an eel from the storm.
Original Lyrics:
I got the right temperature,
For shelter you from the storm.
Usher's, "U Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo, I ain't seen you with the mailman
Original Lyrics:
Yo, I ain't seen you in a minute
Wee Sing's, "Humpty Dumpty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humpty Dumpty Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
 
2010s
Kings of Leon's, "Manhattan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Songs are dead
Original Lyrics:
It summons the day
Lee Brice's, "I Drive Your Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've cussed, I've prayed, I said goodbye,
S*** my pants and asked God why
"These days I'm missing you this much".
Original Lyrics:
I've cussed, I've prayed, I said goodbye,
Shook my fist and asked God why
"These days I'm missing you this much".
Taio Cruz's, "Dynamite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm wearing all my favourite plants
Original Lyrics:
I'm wearing all my favourite brands
Zedd's, "Stay the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tore the spark, clean your ass
Original Lyrics:
Don't dull the sparkle in your eyes

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