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1960s
Jefferson Airplane's, "Somebody to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the pudding is done
or
When the proof is found
Original Lyrics:
When the truth is found
Jefferson Airplane's, "White Rabbit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the one that never kids you
Original Lyrics:
And the one that mother gives you
The Beatles 's, "Help!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me get my feed bag off the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Help me my feet back on the ground.
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a couple of payments from Sears
Original Lyrics:
And a couple of paintings from Sears
Chicago's, "Saturday in the Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday in your heart
Believin' in the 4th of July
Original Lyrics:
Saturday in the park
I think it was the 4th of July
Deep Purple's, "Smoke on the Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hank Zephyr and the Mobbers
Original Lyrics:
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout booby din
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talkin 'bout movin' in.
Eric Clapton's, "Cocaine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seen your eyes, seen your eyes, seen your eyes Cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Cocaine.
Hot Chocolate's, "Heaven Is in the Back Seat of My Cadillac"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well well
Original Lyrics:
Yeah yeah
Joe Walsh's, "Life's Been Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot play but sometimes I still do
Original Lyrics:
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Kiss', "God of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born out of impulse Soon my father was stoned I was raised by the demons Rank through rank I traverse
Original Lyrics:
I was born on Olympus To my father a son I was raised by the demons Trained to reign as the one
Kool & the Gang's, "Spirit of the Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up, it's movin' on
Original Lyrics:
Get up, let's boogie on
Led Zeppelin's, "Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
And scars in my dream
Original Lyrics:
And stars fill my dream
Olivia Newton-John's, "Have You Never Been Mellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I watched…
Original Lyrics:
I was…
Rod Stewart's, "The Killing of Georgie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So called lemonade days
Original Lyrics:
So called liberated days
The Chi-Lites', "You Don't Have to Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's abyss
Original Lyrics:
Someone to miss
The Guess Who's, "Clap for the Wolfman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clapton the wolfman
Original Lyrics:
Clap for the wolfman
Tina Charles', "Dance Little Lady Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gala
Original Lyrics:
Come on
Twiggy's, "Here I Go Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the dog comes to touch my purple haze
Original Lyrics:
When the dawn comes to touch my purple haze
 
1980s
Anthrax's, "Make Me Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're Mickey Mouse
Original Lyrics:
You're making me laugh
Bill Medley's, "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Being healthy
Original Lyrics:
He ain't heavy
Def Leppard's, "Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Possum killer
Original Lyrics:
Passion killer
Eddie Money's, "Walk On Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
To err is human, for kittens divine
Original Lyrics:
To err is human, forgive is divine
Irene Cara's, "Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Break 'em up, break 'em up, break 'em up, break 'em up) (Break 'em up, break 'em up, break 'em up, break 'em up)
Original Lyrics:
(Remember, remember, remember, remember) (Remember, remember, remember, remember)
James Brown's, "Living in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Decision to decision
Original Lyrics:
Station to station
Jason Donovan's, "Nothing Can Divide Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were hearing robots
Original Lyrics:
You were hearing rumors
KISS's, "God Of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daughter of the proprietor
Original Lyrics:
Daughter of Aphrodite
Kool & the Gang's, "Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smokin' room I couldn't hardly sleep
Original Lyrics:
Smoke-filled room I couldn't hardly see
Richard Marx's, "Right Here Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oceans upon
Original Lyrics:
Oceans apart
Rush's, "The Spirit Of Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the words of the prophets were written on the strip of your arm, Guns at heart
Original Lyrics:
For the words of the profits were written on the studio wall concert hall (cheers)
Sade's, "Smooth Operator"
Misheard Lyrics:
School on the Rambo
Original Lyrics:
Smooth operator
USA for Africa's, "We Are the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are people dying, oh, and it's time to land a hand Tonight the greatest gift of love
Original Lyrics:
There are people dying, oh, and it's time to lend a hand To life the greatest gift of all
USA for Africa's, "We Are the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight the greatest gift of all
Original Lyrics:
To life the greatest gift of all
USA for Africa's, "We Are the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight the greatest gift of love
Original Lyrics:
To life the greatest gift of all
Yello's, "The Race"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up
Original Lyrics:
Shout
Zapp's, "More Bounce to the Ounce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's out? Julie's out!
Original Lyrics:
More bounce to the ounce.
 
1990s
B*Witched's, "Rollercoaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day's a game
Original Lyrics:
Today's the day
Bryan Adams', "On a Day Like Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine thru Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
Shine thru the rain
Five's, "Everybody Get Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm manically blessed
Original Lyrics:
I'm lyrically blessed
Garbage's, "Special"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man of your own?
Original Lyrics:
A mind of your own?
Gretchen Wilson's, "I'm Here For The Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here for the potty, and I ain't leaving before they throw it out!
Original Lyrics:
I'm here for the party, and ain't leaving before they throw me out.
Monica's, "The First Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was stinky
or
I was stinkin'
Original Lyrics:
I was thinkin'
Savage Garden's, "To the Moon and Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now she's waiting for the right kind of pilot to God
Original Lyrics:
And now she's waiting for the right kind of pilot to come
Toni Braxton's, "Un-Break My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm hot
It's 100 (degrees) again
Original Lyrics:
Un-break my heart
Say that you love me again
 
2000s
Arch Enemy's, "Handshake With Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the duck delays the dawn
Original Lyrics:
When the dark delays the dawn
Billie Piper's, "Walk of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could we share a little Tide?
Original Lyrics:
Could we share a little time?
Fall Out Boy's, "Alpha Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Solar flares stares won't last, but never means forever
Original Lyrics:
So the fast dance won't last, but never means forever
Gummibär's, "The Gummy Bear Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aaba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-doo Aaba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-doo Aaba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-doo Three times you can bite me
Original Lyrics:
Beba-bi-duba-duba-yum-yum Beba-bi-duba-duba-yum-yum Beba-bi-duba-duba-yum-yum Three times you can bite me
Limp Bizkit 's, "9 Teen 90 "
Misheard Lyrics:
1899 or 1889 or 1879 or 1869
Original Lyrics:
1999
 
2010s
Slipknot's, "Spiders"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make yourself an omelette instead You'll lose your toxic waste
Original Lyrics:
Make yourself at home instead You'll lose your toxic ways

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