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Band Name Origins:

  • The FIVE members of the band were placed in a hotel room by the record company until they came up with a name that would reflect their artistic flare, after two solid weeks in the room with no outside contact the boys finally emerged to announce that after great deliberation and many alternative names (4&1 - 2&3 - 3&2 - 1&4) they settled for FIVE!!!! Submitted by: Gezza

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Slam Dunk Da Monkey""Slam Dunk Da Funk"Zack Attack

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"If You Wanna Dance," Five"Dance Tonight," Lucy Pearl
"If You Wanna Dance," Five "Let's Dance," David Bowie

Change a Letter:

"If You Wanna Lance" originally "If You Wanna Dance"
Carolyn Morgenstern

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Get Serious""(I'm) Delirious"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Keep On Movin'""Sean So Stupid"Yaniv

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Inspector GadgetAnything 2 Do With Inspector Gadgetbobpiecheese

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
I Want To Sex You UpRape HotlinemeQal
I Want To Sex You UpAny Abstinence Promoting GroupmeQal

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
It's The Things You Do
The Way You Do The Things You Do
   The Temptations
It's The Way You Do The Things You Do

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Five And One
Five combined with And One
...or just Six. However, doing it this way could refer to a record of five wins and one loss (as in baseball).
Submitted By: Tommy
Five combined with Times Two
Another obvious mathematical band name mashup!
Submitted By: Ed
Five combined with Phish
...or Five Phish, just however you wanna put it.
Submitted By: B.C.
Five Gram Parsons
Five combined with Gram Parsons
Submitted By: Naomi Swanson

Misheard Lyrics:

"When the Lights Go Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you think I'm being oh so tight from the way I'm cheating you
Original Lyrics:
I know you think I'm being insincere from the way I'm treating you
"Closer to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's you I'm bullying
Original Lyrics:
It's you I believe in
"Let's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep dancin'
Original Lyrics:
Keep bouncin'
"Don't Wanna Let You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
That is all badass
Original Lyrics:
That is all I ask
There are additional Five misheard lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"That's What You Told Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Thatís what you told me baby (x15)
Why They're Repetitive:
Whatís the name of the song again?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"If Ya Gettin' Down"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Wiggy Wiggy
I'm getting Jiggy
Why They're Nonsensical:
Possibly one of the most moronic lines to a song ever... I mean honestly. Wiggy Wiggy? What the...? And the other part.. Getting jiggy. Was that inspired by the title of a certain Will Smith song?
Submitted by: Jo
"Everybody Get Up"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm not the kind of boy you'd invite to dinner,
because I eat with my fingers.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Either he's a quite an ill-mannered baboon or I'd be the kind of person who would be horribly mortified to have any boy over to dinner that uses his fingers to eat.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional Five nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Keep On Movin?"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
When the rainy days are dyin'
Gotta keep on, keep on tryin'
Why They're Misrhymed:
Dyin' and tryin' don't rhyme at all!!!!!!!!

{Ed's comment: They don't? I foncused now... :)]
Submitted by: Five
"If Ya Gettin' Down "
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Now throw your hands up in the sky
Move 'em from side to side.
Why They're Misrhymed:
this 'new' version of 'put your hands in the air, wave 'em like you just don't care' just doesn't rhyme
Submitted by: Emmanuel

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"When the Lights Go Out"
The Lyrics:
Babe, I swear you will succumb to me
So baby come to me
When the lights go out!
Not the kind of thing you want to have blasting off when you're trying to ask your crush out. She will be creeped out because she would think you're trying to seduce her!
Submitted by: Kerry

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