Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for January 12, 2024

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Sam Cooke's, "Cupid" Misheard Lyrics: Cupid, please hear the crime Original Lyrics: Cupid, please hear my cry	The Beatles', "When I'm Sixty-Four" Misheard Lyrics: Will you believe me? Original Lyrics: Will you still need me?

1970s
ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: Guantanamo, couldn't escape if I wanted to. Original Lyrics: Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.	ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: Honeydew Original Lyrics: Waterloo
ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: How would you feel if you won the war? Original Lyrics: I was defeated, you won the war	ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: I was defeating you on the wall Original Lyrics: I was defeated, you won the war
ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: Mud pack! At Waterloo my polo did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my distant knee In quite a similar way Original Lyrics: My my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny In quite a similar way	ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: My eyes, had fallen loose Original Lyrics: My, my, at Waterloo
ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: My eyes, had fallen loose Original Lyrics: My, my, at Waterloo	ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: My my, at Waterloo, that bonehead did surrender... Whoa yeah! Original Lyrics: My my, at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender... Whoa yeah!
ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny In quite a similar way The mystery book on the shelf, is always repeating itself Original Lyrics: My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny In quite a similar way The history book on the shelf, is always repeating itself	ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: Portaloo! Always a queue when you need a poo! Original Lyrics: Waterloo, couldn't escape it if I wanted to
ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: So how could I ever refuse, I feel like a wing without you Original Lyrics: So how could I ever refuse, I feel like I win when I lose	ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: Water Lube Original Lyrics: Waterloo
ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: Waterloo! Howard and Peter have won the war Original Lyrics: Waterloo! I was defeated, you won the war	ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: Waterloo, I was defeating you on the whole Original Lyrics: Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war
ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: Waterloo, always defeated your underwear Original Lyrics: Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war	ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: What her too? Couldn't tape to the floor if I wanted to Original Lyrics: Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to
ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: What her too? Couldn't tape to the floor wanted to Original Lyrics: Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to	Dan Fogelberg's, "Part of the Plan" Misheard Lyrics: Cry in the bathroom Original Lyrics: Cry when you have to
Firefall's, "Just Remember I Love You" Misheard Lyrics: Just remember Delilah Original Lyrics: Just remember I love you	Grand Funk Railroad's, "Some Kind of Wonderful" Misheard Lyrics: Can I get a Whitney? Original Lyrics: Can I get a witness?
L.T.D.'s, "(Every Time I Turn Around) Back in Love Again" Misheard Lyrics: Vac-u-um again Original Lyrics: Back in love again	Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Free Bird" Misheard Lyrics: And this virgin cannot change Original Lyrics: And this bird you cannot change

1980s
Air Supply's, "Here I Am" Misheard Lyrics: My heart it's not melting Original Lyrics: My heart it's not mending	Air Supply's, "Here I Am" Misheard Lyrics: Oh baby, those mammaries grow passion fruit Original Lyrics: Oh baby, those memories come crashing through
Air Supply's, "Here I Am" Misheard Lyrics: So there's no sense defending My whore it's not mending Original Lyrics: So there's no sense pretending My heart it's not mending	Asia's, "Only Time Will Tell" Misheard Lyrics: You think that I wouldn't know you know Original Lyrics: You think that I would have known by now
Christopher Cross', "Think of Laura" Misheard Lyrics: When you think of woman or When you think of robots Original Lyrics: When you think of Laura	Commodores', "Lady (You Bring Me Up)" Misheard Lyrics: Rainy or Raining Original Lyrics: Lady
Dan Fogelberg's, "Same Old Lang Syne" Misheard Lyrics: And I touched her odyssey Original Lyrics: And I touched her on her sleeve	INXS's, "Need You Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: That makes me slip Original Lyrics: That makes me sweat
Jeffrey Osborne's, "On The Wings Of Love" Misheard Lyrics: Insufferable it seems Original Lyrics: Inseparable it seems	Jeffrey Osborne's, "On The Wings Of Love" Misheard Lyrics: Insufferable it seems Original Lyrics: Inseparable it seems
Klymaxx's, "I Miss You" Misheard Lyrics: Arrest you Original Lyrics: I miss you	Mr. Mister's, "Kyrie" Misheard Lyrics: Calling the nation Original Lyrics: Kyrie Eleison
Thomas Dolby's, "Europa and The Pirate Twins" Misheard Lyrics: Tyrone Power Original Lyrics: Ta republique

1990s
Ace of Base's, "Cruel Summer" Misheard Lyrics: Strange boys are saying or Strangers are saying Original Lyrics: Strange voices are saying	Alisha's Attic's, "I Am, I Feel" Misheard Lyrics: You ain't gonna have my baby now or You ain't gonna have a baby now Original Lyrics: You were born to have my baby now
Baz Luhrmann's, "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" Misheard Lyrics: Maybe you'll have changed them Original Lyrics: Maybe you'll have children	Beats International's, "Dub Be Good to Me" Misheard Lyrics: I'll be a friend or I'll be your friend Original Lyrics: I'll be around
Bluetones', "Slight Return" Misheard Lyrics: When the nurse came out for you or When the nights came out for you Original Lyrics: When the knives came out for you	Deacon Blue's, "Twist And Shout" Misheard Lyrics: So you walk a little in a long mattress so your eyes can see the right sights Original Lyrics: So you walk a little in a long mile to be sure your eyes can see the right sights
Dubstar's, "Not So Manic Now" Misheard Lyrics: I'm not some monarch now Original Lyrics: I'm not so manic now	K-Ci & JoJo's, "Tell Me It's Real" Misheard Lyrics: PM Magazine or Evening Magazine Original Lyrics: The feeling that we feel
OMC's, "How Bizarre" Misheard Lyrics: Pampers Swaddlers Original Lyrics: How bizarre

2000s
K-Ci & JoJo's, "Crazy" Misheard Lyrics: Presi-President Original Lyrics: Crazy, crazy, crazy	R. Kelly's, "I Wish" Misheard Lyrics: I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich Original Lyrics: I wish, I wish, I wish

country
Jackson Dean's, "Fearless" Misheard Lyrics: I got fish sticks Original Lyrics: I got thick skin

misc
Dua Lipa's, "Break My Heart" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna stay at work Original Lyrics: I wanna stay at home
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