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1970s | |
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics: Blowing up babies to be with you
Original Lyrics: Knowing my fate is to be with you
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ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics: Bye Bye, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah, and I have met my distant need And quiet sim the way, No need to revoke from the show, Is always a Pete and we say. Original Lyrics: My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny In quite a similar way, The history book on the shelf, is always repeating itself. |
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics: Wad of Goo! Finally facing my Wad of Goo!
Original Lyrics: Waterloo! Finally facing my Waterloo!
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Let them eat cake' she says, find me on the Internet
Original Lyrics: 'Let them eat cake,' she said, just like Marie Antoinette
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: A built in remedy but goodbye virginity
Original Lyrics: A built-in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: A built-in remedy for Christian insanity
Original Lyrics: A built-in remedy for Khruschev and Kennedy
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Because she could care less
Original Lyrics: For cars, she couldn't care less
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Bought herself a Mynah kept it in her vagina
Original Lyrics: Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minah
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Building a remedy for Prince Charles an entity
Original Lyrics: A built-in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Building a remedy to Prince Charles's entity
Original Lyrics: A built-in remedy for Khruschev and Kennedy
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Building, riveting, a cruise job the Kennedy
Original Lyrics: A built in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: But dying to get your mind up
Original Lyrics: Went down to Geisha Minah
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Continue to stand precise
Original Lyrics: Fastidious and precise
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Dynamite when her legs are vee'd
Original Lyrics: Dynamite with a laser beam
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Faithful as a pussy cat
Original Lyrics: Playful as a pussy cat
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Faithful as a pussycat
Original Lyrics: Playful as a pussy cat
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Goodbye to a jug of tea
Original Lyrics: Gunpowder, gelatine
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Grape power, smell my beam
Original Lyrics: Gunpowder, gelatine
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Gunfights and Reveille, dynamite and the laser beam
Original Lyrics: Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Gunpower, jelly teens, dynamite with a lace of beads
Original Lyrics: Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: He's a killer... please
Original Lyrics: She's a killer Queen
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Hygenified hygenimy Itsies to the right of me
Original Lyrics: A built in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Hyphenated hegemony Itsies to the right of me
Original Lyrics: A built in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Little man from China went down to Gay-sia Minor
Original Lyrics: Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minah
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Met a man from China went down to Asia Minor
Original Lyrics: Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minah
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Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics: Met a man from China, authenticates a minor
Original Lyrics: Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minah
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Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics: Got a pizza going on and on and on and on
Original Lyrics: And I need to go on and on and on and on
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Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics: I've taken my bows, and my cat and balls
Original Lyrics: I've taken my bows, and my curtain calls
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Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics: I've taken my bows, had my Captain Corn
Original Lyrics: I've taken my vows and my curtain calls
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Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics: I've taken my vows, had my Captain Corn
Original Lyrics: I've taken my bows and my curtain calls
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1980s | |
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics: Abramos las Papitostis
Original Lyrics: Another one bites the dust
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Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics: Annamose a fà du' toast
Original Lyrics: Another one bites the dust
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Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics: Another Black and Decker Duster
Original Lyrics: Another one bites the dust
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Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics: Another one bites balloon
Original Lyrics: Another one bites the dust
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Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics: Another one bites the balloon
Original Lyrics: Another one bites the dust
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Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics: Another one buster duster
Original Lyrics: Another one bites the dust
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Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics: Buy a Datsun I'm adopted
Original Lyrics: Another one bites the dust
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Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics: Eleven fights Dustin
Original Lyrics: Another one bites the dust
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Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics: Repeating to the sound of the feet, look out!
Original Lyrics: Repeating to the sound of the beat, look out!
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Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't you leave me in the cuckoo spit
Original Lyrics: Then she leaves me in a cool, cool sweat
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Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics: I ain't cranky
Original Lyrics: I ain't ready
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Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Raise that little thing on up
Original Lyrics: Crazy little thing called love
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Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Reginald thinks I'm on fire
Original Lyrics: Crazy little thing called love
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Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics: She knows she loves rocky road
Original Lyrics: She knows how to rock and roll
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2010s | |
Katy Perry's, "Firework"
Misheard Lyrics: Do you ever feel like The Price Is Right
Original Lyrics: Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
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Katy Perry's, "Firework"
Misheard Lyrics: Just own the night like a butterfly
or Just own the night like a firefly Original Lyrics: Just own the night like the fourth of July
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