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1960s
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense and Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Incense and peppermints, the coverup kind
Original Lyrics:
Incense and peppermints, the color of time.
 
1970s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and their done with sheep
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Bee Gees', "You Should Be Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should be Betsy, yeah
Original Lyrics:
You should be dancing, yeah
Eagles', "Take It Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, David
Original Lyrics:
Come on, baby
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuel of Aerosol
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
Helen Reddy's, "Ain’t No Way to Treat a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ain’t no way to be a Brady
Original Lyrics:
That ain’t no way to treat a lady
Paul Simon's, "Have a Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless you and me
Original Lyrics:
God bless the U S of A
The Edgar Winter Group's, "Free Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and take a DUI
Original Lyrics:
Come on and take a free ride
The Ramones', "I Wanna Be Sedated"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a piece of meat
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be sedated
 
1980s
Animotion's, "Room to Move"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running free
Original Lyrics:
Room to breathe
Billy Joel's, "Uptown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with potluck ham
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
Eric Carmen's, "Hungry Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, I got you imbeciles!
Original Lyrics:
Now, I've got you in my sights.
Huey Lewis and the News', "Hip to Be Square"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f*** my fans in mini-suits
Original Lyrics:
I like my bands in business suits
Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm big, I'm big
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Paul Simon's, "Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After T"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pangolins, the moonglows, the orioles, and the fireflies.
Original Lyrics:
The penguins, the moonglows, the orioles, and the five satins.
Phil Collins', "Hang in Long Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never thought you'd break the come-along.
Original Lyrics:
You never thought your break would come along.
Squeeze's, "Slap and Tickle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking out across the septic
Original Lyrics:
Looking out across the city
The Power Station's, "Get It On (Bang a Gong)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a cloak for an ego
Original Lyrics:
With a cloak full of eagles
The The's, "This Is the Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
This Easter egg
Original Lyrics:
This is the day
They Might Be Giants', "Don't Let's Start"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do I need apologies
Teenage destruction
Original Lyrics:
N, do I need Apostrophe
T, need this torture?
 
1990s
Filter's, "Hey Man Nice Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's a little leak
Original Lyrics:
Now it's a little late
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Funky Monks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dare I know what's in my band
or
Dare I know what's in my vein
Original Lyrics:
There are no monks in my band.
Republica's, "Drop Dead Gorgeous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up, I'm cooking
Original Lyrics:
Shut up, I'm talking
Republica's, "From Rush Hour with Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just allergic to the 21st century
Original Lyrics:
Just allergic to the 20th century
Republica's, "Ready to Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where did you go?
Original Lyrics:
Ready to go
Squeeze's, "Third Rail"
Misheard Lyrics:
As much as I can
Original Lyrics:
As much as I care
They Might Be Giants', "Your Racist Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
. . .you're Ace's friend.
Original Lyrics:
. . .your racist friend.
‘N Sync's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl can
Original Lyrics:
My girlfriend
 
2000s
Alicia Keys', "You Don't Know My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day of Sawyer
Original Lyrics:
From the day I saw you
Avril Lavigne's, "Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re some detective
Original Lyrics:
You’re so addictive
Avril Lavigne's, "Losing Grip"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was left to cry there, waiting outside there
Grinning with The Lobster, that's when I decided
Original Lyrics:
I was left to cry there, waiting outside there
Grinning with a lost stare, that's when I decided
Bernard Fanning's, "Wish You Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want a wishing well
Original Lyrics:
I just want to wish you well
Filter's, "Take a Picture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you tell the teacher?
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture?
Linkin Park's, "Figure.09"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't separate myself from all night long
Given up a part of me, I've let myself be wrong to you
Original Lyrics:
I can't separate myself from what I've done
Giving up a part of me, I've let myself become you
Linkin Park's, "What I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
For all night long I'll stud again, and whatever pay me come
Toupee this friends, and forgiving all night long
Original Lyrics:
For what I've done I start again, and whatever pain may come
Today this ends, I'm forgiving what I've done
Macy Gray's, "I Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though I try to hide it, it's clear.
I wear goggles when you are not here
Original Lyrics:
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not near
The Backyardigans', "The Backyardigans Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young factoid friends, the Backyardigans
Original Lyrics:
Your backyard friends, the Backyardigans
 
2010s
Alicia Keys', "Empire State of Mind "
Misheard Lyrics:
Like swilling spy glue
Original Lyrics:
Lights will inspire you
Andrew McMahon's, "Cecilia and the Satellite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be afraid to see me on this side of life
or
Don't be afraid, you'll see me on this side of life
Original Lyrics:
Don’t be afraid, Cecilia, I’m the satellite
Bruno Mars', "Gorilla"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the neighbours call the cars
Call the sheriff, call the swan
We don't stop, we keep f***ing
While they knocking on our door
Original Lyrics:
If the neighbours call the cops,
Call the sheriff, call the SWAT
We don't stop, we keep rocking
While they knocking on our door
Bruno Mars', "Locked Out of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
But swimming in your world of something cynical,
I'm bored again every time you spend the night.
Original Lyrics:
But swimming in your water's something spiritual,
I'm born again every time you spend the night.
Bruno Mars', "Young Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these roads still me wrong
But I still drive the four eyed hun, the four eyed hun
Original Lyrics:
All these roads steer me wrong
But I still drive them all night long, all night long
Bruno Mars', "Young Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these roads still me wrong
But I still drive them for Ryan Dunn, for Ryan Dunn
Original Lyrics:
All these roads steer me wrong
But I still drive them all night long, all night long
Bruno Mars', "Young Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these roads still me wrong
But I still drive them for Ryan Dunn, poor Ryan Dunn
Original Lyrics:
All these roads steer me wrong
But I still drive them all night long, all night long
Linkin Park's, "Lost in the Echo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fall back, I came too far
Hold myself up and love my stars
Let the bells ring whatever they are
Original Lyrics:
I can't fall back, I came too far
Hold myself up and love my scars
Let the bells ring wherever they are
Steve Aoki feat. Linkin Park's, "Darker Than Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darker than the blood! Fire and the sun!
This is not the end! You are f***, yeah, only one!
Original Lyrics:
Darker than the blood, higher than the sun,
This is not the end, you are not the only one
Steve Aoki feat. Linkin Park's, "Darker Than Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darker than the blood! Fire and the sun!
This is not the end! You are snot, yeah, only one!
Original Lyrics:
Darker than the blood, higher than the sun,
This is not the end, you are not the only one
Steve Aoki feat. Linkin Park's, "Darker Than Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darker than the blood! Higher than the sun!
This is not the end! You are not, yeah, only one!
Original Lyrics:
Darker than the blood, higher than the sun,
This is not the end, you are not the only one
Taylor Swift's, "Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fake interview, oh
It's been a while since I've even heard from you
Original Lyrics:
Fade into view, oh
It's been a while since I've even heard from you
 
misc
The Kid LAROI's, "Love Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this time yet?
Tell me, how many more tears will dry
Original Lyrics:
Is this time the end?
Tell me, how many more tears will drop

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