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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> Willie Nelson
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Willie Nelson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 38 misheard song lyrics for Willie Nelson on amIright currently.
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"Always On My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have centered on.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always On My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have stepped on.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always on My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have said it Don.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always on My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have said undone
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always on My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were always on my right
Original Lyrics:
You were always on my mind
"Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we kissed goodbye and farted
Original Lyrics:
When we kissed goodbye and parted
"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuleside carol.
Original Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
"Frosty the Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to the villains
Original Lyrics:
Down to the village
"Man With the Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to me, I'm the man with the flu.
Original Lyrics:
Come to me, I'm the man with the blues.
"My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I burned up my child one day.
Original Lyrics:
I burned up my childhood days.
"My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heroes have always been coy boys
Original Lyrics:
My heroes have always been cowboys
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I find lovers making music with my friends.
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends.
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got five others making music with my friends
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like my love is making music with my friends.
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends.
Song is from '80, not '70-anything
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a band of dips***s, we go down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like abandoned gypsies
Original Lyrics:
Like a band of gypsies
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of Dipsys wiggle down the highway!
Like a band of Dipsys wiggle down the highway!
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway!
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway!
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of dip-s***s, we go down the highway.
Like a band of dip-s***s, we go down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of dip-sh*ts we go down the highway!
Like a band of dip-sh*ts we go down the highway!
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway!
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway!
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies blowin´ down the hallway.
Like a band of gypsies blowin´ down the hallway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a battleship as we go down the highway.
Like a battleship as we go down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a man who ships his ego down the highway.
Like a man who ships his ego down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like abandoned ships of weasels down the highway.
Like abandoned ships of weasels down the highway.
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway.
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wife I love is making music with my friends
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends
I don't believe that any derivation of "making music with my friends" appears in "Always on My Mind"!
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wife I love is making music with my friends
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the best of kids
Original Lyrics:
We're the best of friends
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the best of them
Original Lyrics:
We're the best of friends
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While five others making music in my head.
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends.
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While my wife is making music with my friends.
Original Lyrics:
All my life is making music with my friends.
"On The Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While my wife is making whoopie with my friend.
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends.
"On the Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going places like I've never been
Original Lyrics:
Going places that I've never been
"On the Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing places like I've never been
Original Lyrics:
Going places that I've never been
"On the Road Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the Dixie Chicks, we go down the highway
Original Lyrics:
Like a band of gypsies, we go down the highway
Editor's note: Please realize that the country band The Dixie Chicks formed a LONG time after this song was made.
"Poncho And Lefty"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the better off they say.
Original Lyrics:
All the federales say.
"Poncho And Lefty"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the fatter olives say
Original Lyrics:
All the federales say.
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