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Song Parodies -> "Blue States Voring me Away"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Willie Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Blue States Voring me Away"

Parody Written by:

William Little

The Lyrics

In the twilight of my term
Blue states votin' me away
When the lawsuits started failing
I knew I'd never serve again


Truth is like a dyin' ember
No more truthiness remains


Through the court room overturning
Blue states votin' me away


Some day when I sit and wonder
We'll prove that fraud was mailed in
In a land that needs a recount
Blue states votin' me away
Blue states votin' me away
Blue states votin' me away

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Michael Pacholek - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
Vore? I always knew you were a pervert, Willie, but I never knew you were this much of a sicko!
William Little - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
Just you wait, MP! By this time next year, those pedophobic "age of consent" laws in every state will be ruled unconstitutional, childlove will be legalized, and we Minor Attracted Persons (MAPs) will finally be free to come out of the closet!
Patrick - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
Could you have meant "vole", a small, blind, underground mammal? I've not heard of "vore". Michael, maybe you can educate me.
William Little - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
Pat, where you been? Vore is a fetish for eating or being eaten. Everybody knows that!
William Little - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
Pat, where you been? Vore is a fetish for eating or being eaten. Everybody knows that!
@real William Little - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
It was supposed to to be "Blue States Voting Me Away" it was late. I did not catch the typo.
Patrick - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
I traveled in a different crowd. Or if not exactly a crowd, a much smaller circle of acquaintances. If you knew my dietary habits you'd know that the practice you describe would be double-plus unclean. I don't eat bacon, shrimp, wild game. I don't drink alcohol. I don't eat fish and chicken on the same day. Avoid cheese. I'm more that a little weird. I have a large vocabulary, can speak or read much or part of 9 languages. But there are still a few words which have eluded me. Looks like it finally found me. Now I'm going to have to make the futile effort to forget it. Security code AR5, which is all that will be left of your AR15 after Shotgun Joe Biden gets through redesigning it.
@real William Little - January 19, 2021 - Report this comment
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Count Every Vote - January 20, 2021 - Report this comment
What are you whining about, comrade Willie? You're not suggesting there's been any vote fraud here, are you? That would be seditious insurrectionist terrorist talk, you know.

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