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Did you hear the news that Willie Nelson died last night?
Yeah I heard he was hit by a car, he was playing On the Road Again!

I just saw on-line that Willie Nelson has revealed his secret to a long life. I know what the secret IS; "Don't die!"

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

My dad asked me today if Willie Nelson is still alive. Initially, I said "Yes", but now I don't think he's so sure. We haven't heard from Ol' Willie for a few years now!! (Time for a "comeback", Willie.)

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

Q. What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

There was a woman who absolutely loved the music of Billy Joel and Paul McCartney. She loved them so much she decided to have their images tattooed on her body. She went to a tattoo parlor and told the artist she wanted Billy Joel tattooed on her left thigh, and Paul McCartney tattooed on her right thigh. When the job was completed, the artist gave her a mirror to inspect his work. She exclaimed that neither of the images looked like what they were supposed to be. The artist said let's get another opinion. He went out to the street, saw Little Johnny and asked him to come in and assist with a little problem. There sat the woman, with her legs apart, and the artist asked Little Johnny what he saw. He replied, 'Well..... that looks like Billy Joel on her left, and Paul McCartney on her right...... and that looks like Willie Nelson in the middle.

What is Willie Nelson's favorite Christmas song? .. "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth." That's only appropriate. He HAS his two front teeth, and one tooth on the bottom. (Nelson is very friendly, but he doesn't smile much.)

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

Willie Nelson is "best-friends" with Billy Gibbons, the lead singer for ZZ Top. They both try to figure out what's in each other's beard.

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

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