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If Taylor Swift were a lesbian, what would they call her? TAYLOR SWISH!

- Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

My car started making this whining noise... So I took it to the shop and had the mechanic look over it. Turns out all he had to do was take the Taylor Swift album out.

- Submitted by: Jessie

Q: What's the definition of impossible? A: Taylor Swift experiencing complications in labor having Kanye's baby!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Taylor Swift and Kanye West making up and becoming friends is just as likely as Taylor reading, yet alone answering, your fan letter to her!

- Submitted by: S. Tim Wood

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? Because swift never misses.

- Submitted by: Cotton Lorraine

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