-> "Cool Barack"
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"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
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The Democrats are confident that it's their time at last,
They've got a cool, hip candidate & George W's past.
He's buggered the economy, that's puttin' it nicely,
The Yanks don't like his bullshit & his blind stupidity.
So now it's time to face off & they're both playing for keeps.
And John McCain is in it right up to his little hat,
'Cause his opponent is Obama, AKA Barack, he's cool Barack.
McCain looks like he's 90 & he ain't got far to go,
Obama's looking pretty fit; he's 48 you know!
But age is no decider when they meet to chat again;
On national TV they have one last debating game.
It looks like Obama is more popular than McCain.
And later at the station, John McCain says "Why is that?"
And even his own people say "It's 'cause he's cool Barack", he's cool Barack.
Now in between engagements, Sarah Pailin's hit the pub,
She's had a few Tequillas & she's looking pretty rough.
"Obama this, Obama that, he thinks he's pretty flash,
I'd like to get some dirt on him, yeah, that'd do his dash!
But all I've got is that he's black & that's no secret stash.
I'd really like to shoot him, but they won't let me do that,
'Cause killing people isn't nice & he is cool Barack", he's cool Barack.
Now he's won the election & he's made a super speech,
Yet, on the internet, they're trying to get him impeached.
He says his daughters are looking forward to their new home;
They've earned themselves a puppy, so they'll give the dog a bone.
He thanks his wife 'cause he could never do it on his own.
He says he's gonna take all of our troops ot of Iraq,
And now he thinks it's pretty bloody cool to be Barack, he's cool Barack...
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