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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, The Smashing Pumpkins

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The Smashing Pumpkins', "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
The Lyrics:
Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage.
If you're at a PETA meeting, you shouldn't remind people of the mistreatment of animals.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
The Lyrics:
Happiness is loneliness
and loneliness is cleanliness
and cleanliness is godliness
and god is empty just like me
This wouldn't be the best ringtone to have if you're a Sunday School teacher.
Submitted by: Celeste

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