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Song Parodies -> "Talk Nerdy To Me"

Original Song Title:

"Talk Dirty To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Poison

Parody Song Title:

"Talk Nerdy To Me"

Parody Written by:

Goggleboy

The Lyrics

Yeah I know there's like 2 other parodies with the same title but I figure I'd still throw my hat in the race.
You know I've never.....I've never been good with girls
But baby you rock my world
And I like it
And I know you'd like me too
We both love Doctor Who
I gotta find you
Oh yes I do

I never
I never get to stay up late
I've never been on a date
Can we Zoom chat?
And you know I wouldn't mind
That you own a cat
I'm scared to touch you

Cause baby we'll be
In my basement
Playing D&D
And watching Netflix
On my mom's old tv
Play a rogue class
Disarm the trap door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me

You know I text you
I text you 20 times a day
I don't mind if you go by “they”
You wanna come over?
And marathon the MCU
No one but me and you
I gotta wow you

Cause baby we'll be
In my basement
Playing D&D
And watching Netflix
On my mom's old tv
Play a rogue class
Disarm the trap door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me

I said adjust your headset and talk to me

instrumental

Cause baby we'll be
At the comic store
Reading Locke & Key
The owner's my uncle
So we can get what we want for free
Play a rogue class
Disarm the trap door
And baby
Talk nerdy to me

And baby
Talk nerdy to me

And baby
Talk nerdy to me

Uh!
Woo!
Oh yeah!

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Jaykob Walson - December 16, 2020 - Report this comment
This is definitely the Gen Z typical nerd.

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