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Song Parodies -> "B's whacks"

Original Song Title:

"Beeswax"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"B's whacks"

Parody Written by:

guart milkster

The Lyrics

I was creeping tiptoe through funnel
Cobalt and magnets but I can cry bar is shut
Tripping a wormwood through a manhole
Like one-way ticket sent, hay, hay, head light weight crunch

Chorus
Forgot my garden deck spade x3
Forgot my harden speck

Stoop id as glutton
Freaking perplexing when the ends flows gust right
Tacky of thumbs hold the daystar
High bouncer jumpsuits and a taped tape
Goofy foot mix-n- smacks

(chorus)

I not no Y….
I gotta coke so frilly display
Don’t rust the forms….
I have to, pay, pay, and to flocking jay

(chorus)

Vinegar in water is foliated monthly
Mailed first class yankie doodled as sweet as cotton candy
Spawning breakfast el rancho oval plate
Letting a mad cow drink from a straw
Peter sent Billy a teki idol
Mary records with him and someone
Nonstick e-bay avoid the milk goat
Lonely reptile phony oh no it had a nice flickering tongue!

(Chorus)

Forgot the interstate strayed
I got sturdily
I got my tidily delayed x2

Scarred...
I gotta see the drowned pipes
Is it still fall?
I gotta, hey, hey; yell oh can't live

(chorus)

Forgot the interstate strayedx6
I got more sturdily

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 22

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   22
 22
 22
 

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guart milkster - August 02, 2024 - Report this comment
I got 5's but I think things are to stupid or crazy to do anything hilarious with then. I miss my good old garden days.

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