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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Nirvana
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Nirvana
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Nirvana's, "Blew"
The dirty Lyrics:
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe
Why They're dirty:
These are the correct lyrics. In some ways, however, they can be interpreted about sex, mainly the first line.
Submitted by: Step-chan
Nirvana's, "Rape Me"
The dirty Lyrics:
Rape me, rape me my friend.
Rape me, rape me again.
Hate me, do it and do it again.
Rape me, rape me again.
Hate me, do it and do it again.
Why They're dirty:
So wait, you want someone to rape you, and then do it again?!
Submitted by: Kristina
Nirvana's, "Smells like Teen Spirit"
The dirty Lyrics:
Oh no I know a dirty word
Why They're dirty:
It's because Kurt died before he told anybody what that 'dirty word' was.
Submitted by: The Rev. A. Palgut
Nirvana's, "Territorial P***ings"
The dirty Lyrics:
Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman...
Why They're dirty:
Kurt's talking about a transexual who was at one time a man and now looks like a woman.
Submitted by: The Rev. A. Palgut
nirvana's, "blew"
The dirty Lyrics:
1.If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew
2.If you wouldn't mind I would like it loose
3.If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe
4.Is there another reason for your stain
Could you believe him when you discussed his stain?
2.If you wouldn't mind I would like it loose
3.If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe
4.Is there another reason for your stain
Could you believe him when you discussed his stain?
Why They're dirty:
1.reference to oral sex 2.loose/no strings sex 3.going down on some one 4.masturbation
Submitted by: nicole
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