Song Parodies -> "Teeth"

Original Song Title:

"Hands"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Jewel

Parody Song Title:

"Teeth"

Parody Written by:

Me2

The Lyrics

If I could tell the world just one thing it would be that I need new teeth
but not to worry cuz I am a multimillionaire even in times like these
I am not exactly toothless
they are just snaggled in disrepair
I;ll call some other singers out there
To help me find a good ortho
These teeth are busted I know but they're not yours they are my own they are not yours they are my own and they aren't ALL broken
Poverty isn't a problem for me it's just the smiles and laughter
when I smile they are all over the place but I know its not forever after
Please don;t be scared I don't bite
and I guess I will do what's right
Cause there is an orthodontist waitin for me
and I just need to call him
My teeth are busted i know but they are not yours they are my own no they;re not yours they are my own and they're not ALL broken
Just busted
they are
Just Busted
they are
Just busted

Ha! The woman has so many millions why can't she fix the snaggle teeth?

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