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These are lyrics by Jewel that we think are kind of nonsensical.
Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Jewel
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Jewel's, "Foolish Games"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You're always brilliant in the morning,
Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee
Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee
Why They're Nonsensical:
Enough stimulants? I didn't know that nicotine and caffeine were supposed to make you 'brilliant'.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Jewel's, "Hands"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My hands are small, I know,
But they're not yours, they are my own.
But they're not yours, they are my own.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, duh! If they're yours, of course they're not mine. Thank you, captain obvious!
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Jewel's, "Intuition"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Just follow your heart,
your intuition,
It will lead you in the right direction.
Ignore your mind,
your intuition,
It will lead you in the right direction.
your intuition,
It will lead you in the right direction.
Ignore your mind,
your intuition,
It will lead you in the right direction.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Huh? What was this songwriter smoking? She tells you to follow your heart but then she tells you to ignore your mind and trust your intuition? That's the first step to failed relationships.
Submitted by: Celeste
Jewel's, "Love Me, Just Leave Me Alone"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The skin on your teeth had a tear
Why They're Nonsensical:
#1. eeew!
#2. What, are his ears made of calcium, too?
#2. What, are his ears made of calcium, too?
Submitted by: Kim
Jewel's, "Morning Song"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Put the phone machine on hold
Why They're Nonsensical:
What is a phone machine and how do you put it on hold? Some phones themselves have hold buttons and you can put a call on hold after answering it if switching phones or having someone else pick it up, though that is not what she is saying to do in this song.
Submitted by: David Pratter
Jewel's, "Who Will Save Your Soul"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Who will save your soul when it comes to the flower?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Um, what flower is she talking about? Is that what you see when you die, like 'first you see the ring, then you die'? Instead, first you see the flower, then you die? I am really confused!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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