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These are lyrics by Jewel that we think are kind of nonsensical.
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Jewel's, "Foolish Games"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You're always brilliant in the morning,
Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee
Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee
Why They're Nonsensical:
Enough stimulants? I didn't know that nicotine and caffeine were supposed to make you 'brilliant'.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Jewel's, "Hands"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My hands are small, I know,
But they're not yours, they are my own.
But they're not yours, they are my own.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, duh! If they're yours, of course they're not mine. Thank you, captain obvious!
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Jewel's, "Morning Song"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Put the phone machine on hold
Why They're Nonsensical:
What is a phone machine and how do you put it on hold? Some phones themselves have hold buttons and you can put a call on hold after answering it if switching phones or having someone else pick it up, though that is not what she is saying to do in this song.
Submitted by: David Pratter
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