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Song Parodies -> "If You Steal My Glove"

Original Song Title:

"If You Had My Love"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"If You Steal My Glove"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

chorus: And if you steal my glove i will kick you
at a certain place
because in winter it's cold as ice
no need to freeze my hands
do you want my death
and if why ?

Now if i buy me a new hat for season
would you say i wore it like a glove,
and whit a glove do i wore it like a hat ?
and when i wait in the cold, in the snow
you dont try to hide me from the cold,
no you pitch me snowball on the face
but if you continue, i will make a snow man whit your body
cause i will show you...


You push me on the ice when we are skating
but there is something you need to know
im a girl, and i need some stuff
gloves are one, but there is more
i am not a dude, dude are so tough
they dont need no clothes to feel the heat,
so before i go my my stuff
i need to have my gloves back
back on my hands

chorus X 3

If you steel my gloves
i will kick you
at a certain place

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Phil Nelson - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
funny, 5's

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