Uuuugggghhhh...

While I try to sleep
Your damn pussy screams
Get your mind out of the gutter
Like he's off his meds
Out there on that fence
I'm so mad, I spit and sputter
I loathe the damn cat who's invading my dreams
He's screeching, he's howling, he's making me peeved
I toss on this mattress
Ignoring his cries
Each dawn I have bloodshot eyes

Wailing through the night, Groan...
You've forced me to release the dogs
Wailing through the night, Groan...
I'm chucking a boot so he's flogged
Wailing through the night

Ugggghhh, Uuuuggghhhh

Tryin' to score some strays
And my nerves are frayed
All his meows are such a downer
Watched him dodge that vase
I threw at his face
Keep him away, That stinkin' prowler
You folks are insane you won't silence your pet
It's way off the charts just how loud can he get?!
Yowling and Yelping
Commotion's so long
Every day you'll hear me yawn

Wailing through the night, Groan...
His brain must be missing some cogs
Wailing through the night, Moan...
He yells like he's wasted on grog
Wailing through the night

Wailing through the night, Groan...
Each evening I'm feeling so cross
Wailing through the night, Moan...
Ignoring my shouts to "Get Lost"
Wailing through the night

Uggggh, Uuuugghhhh
Uuuuuggghh, uuuggghhh, uggghhhh
Uuugghhh, ugggghhhh, uggghhhhh
UUUghhHHH, Uuuuhggghhh

Driven insane, It's not fun, I'm upset
I'm blowing a dart to knock him off that fence
Offing that feline
Might seem a bit wrong
I needed that shrieking to stop

Wailing through the night, Groan...
That pest's gone but now I hear frogs
Croaking through the night, Moan...
Not able to start sawing logs
Croaking through the night