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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for George Strait that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 28 misheard song lyrics for George Strait on amIright currently.

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"All My Ex's Live In Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my ex's are infectious.
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas.
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my asses live in Texas
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my exits live in Texas
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my sex is left in Texas.
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas.
"Amarillo By Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Armadillos in mourning
Out by San Antone.
Original Lyrics:
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
"Amarillo by Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a rebel by morning
Original Lyrics:
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
"Carryin' Your Love With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own, don't Phillip have.
Original Lyrics:
All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill up half.
"Carryin' Your Love with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill a path.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill up half.
"Carrying Your Love With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this Speedo in a bag.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag.
"Carrying Your Love With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this Speedo in a bag.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag.
"Check Yes Or No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Casserole
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.
"Check Yes Or No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Yesser knows.
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.
"Check Yes Or No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackass or no?
Original Lyrics:
Check yes or no.
"Gone As A Girl Can Get"
Misheard Lyrics:
More or less, honey breast, by the tears on my face.
Original Lyrics:
More or less unimpressed by the tears on my face
"I Can Still Make Cheyenne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never got a chance to ride a cow.
Original Lyrics:
I never got a chance to write or call.
"Living And Living Well" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand wrestling sets.
Original Lyrics:
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand red sunsets.
"Living And Living Well" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the difference in living and a living will.
Original Lyrics:
That's the difference in living and living well.
"Living And Living Well" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When she said, 'Put on your shorts.'
Original Lyrics:
When she set foot on my shore.
"Living For The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night I bitch her out
Into those neons arms that hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
Every night I venture out
Into those neon arms that hold me tight
"Living and Living Well" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little routine nightlife
Original Lyrics:
A little routine I liked
"Living for the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I can't hide the tears I cry
The pain that came with you goodbye
Original Lyrics:
Daylight can't hide the tears I cry
The pain that came with you goodbye
"Love Without End, Amen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A love without enemies
Original Lyrics:
A love without end, Amen.
"Oceanfront Property" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you'll buy that, I'll throw the goat and gate in free
Original Lyrics:
If you'll buy that, I'll throw the Golden Gate in free
"Tell Me Something Bad About Tulsa" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me something bad about salsa.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me something bad about Tulsa.
"The Fireman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can cool 'em down when they're smoking pot.
Original Lyrics:
I can cool 'em down when they're smouldering hot.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as a milker in her wagon
Original Lyrics:
Sure as a mountain river windin'
"Write This Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, right this down
Take a little dope to relax you
In case you did elope
Original Lyrics:
Baby, write this down
Take a little note to remind you
In case you didn't know
"Write This Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can find the gism, I can find a stone.
Folks will be eating these words, long after we're gone.
Original Lyrics:
You can find a chisel, I can find a stone.
Folks will be reading these words, long after we're gone.

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