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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for George Strait that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 39 misheard song lyrics for George Strait on amIright currently.
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"All My Ex's Live In Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my ex's are infectious.
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas.
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my asses live in Texas
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my exits live in Texas
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my sex is left in Texas.
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas.
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's why I hang my head in Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember that old Fritos River, where I learned to swim.
Original Lyrics:
I remember that old Frio River, where I learned to swim.
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roseanne's down in Texarkana
Original Lyrics:
Rosanna's down in Texarkana
"Amarillo By Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Armadillos in mourning
Out by San Antone.
Out by San Antone.
Original Lyrics:
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
Up from San Antone.
"Amarillo by Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be looking for eight for when they pull that gig,
And I hope that judge ain't lying.
And I hope that judge ain't lying.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be looking for eight for when they pull that gate,
And I hope that judge ain't blind
And I hope that judge ain't blind
"Amarillo by Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a rebel by morning
Original Lyrics:
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
Up from San Antone.
"Amarillo by Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll be f***in' at the county fair
Original Lyrics:
I’ll be buckin' at the county fair
"Carryin' Your Love With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own, don't Phillip have.
And everything I own, don't Phillip have.
Original Lyrics:
All I got is this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill up half.
And everything I own don't fill up half.
"Carryin' Your Love with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill a path.
And everything I own don't fill a path.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag
And everything I own don't fill up half.
And everything I own don't fill up half.
"Carrying Your Love With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this Speedo in a bag.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag.
"Carrying Your Love With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this Speedo in a bag.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, all I've got's this beat up leather bag.
"Check Yes or No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to sit beside Marilu Henner
Original Lyrics:
I used to sit beside Emmylou Hayes
"Gone As A Girl Can Get"
Misheard Lyrics:
More or less, honey breast, by the tears on my face.
Original Lyrics:
More or less unimpressed by the tears on my face
"Here for a Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring on the sunshine, the heroin, the red wine
Original Lyrics:
Bring on the sunshine, to hell with the red wine
"I Can Still Make Cheyenne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never got a chance to ride a cow.
Original Lyrics:
I never got a chance to write or call.
"I Know What I Want for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's you
Original Lyrics:
It's new
"Living And Living Well" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand wrestling sets.
Caught a breeze and a thousand wrestling sets.
Original Lyrics:
From the back of my deck, caught a fish
Caught a breeze and a thousand red sunsets.
Caught a breeze and a thousand red sunsets.
"Living And Living Well" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the difference in living and a living will.
Original Lyrics:
That's the difference in living and living well.
"Living And Living Well" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When she said, 'Put on your shorts.'
Original Lyrics:
When she set foot on my shore.
"Living For The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night I bitch her out
Into those neons arms that hold me tight
Into those neons arms that hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
Every night I venture out
Into those neon arms that hold me tight
Into those neon arms that hold me tight
"Living and Living Well" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little routine nightlife
Original Lyrics:
A little routine I liked
"Living for the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I can't hide the tears I cry
The pain that came with you goodbye
The pain that came with you goodbye
Original Lyrics:
Daylight can't hide the tears I cry
The pain that came with you goodbye
The pain that came with you goodbye
"Love Without End, Amen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A love without enemies
Original Lyrics:
A love without end, Amen.
"Oceanfront Property" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you'll buy that, I'll throw the goat and gate in free
Original Lyrics:
If you'll buy that, I'll throw the Golden Gate in free
"Tell Me Something Bad About Tulsa" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me something bad about salsa.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me something bad about Tulsa.
"The Best Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Plastic cars was his thing
Original Lyrics:
Classic cars was his thing
"The Fireman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can cool 'em down when they're smoking pot.
Original Lyrics:
I can cool 'em down when they're smouldering hot.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as a milker in her wagon
Original Lyrics:
Sure as a mountain river windin'
"Write This Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, right this down
Take a little dope to relax you
In case you did elope
Take a little dope to relax you
In case you did elope
Original Lyrics:
Baby, write this down
Take a little note to remind you
In case you didn't know
Take a little note to remind you
In case you didn't know
"Write This Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can find the gism, I can find a stone.
Folks will be eating these words, long after we're gone.
Folks will be eating these words, long after we're gone.
Original Lyrics:
You can find a chisel, I can find a stone.
Folks will be reading these words, long after we're gone.
Folks will be reading these words, long after we're gone.
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