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Song Parodies -> "So Robotnik Teaches Science"

Original Song Title:

"All My Ex's Live in Texas"

Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"So Robotnik Teaches Science"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Ever see Robotnik/Eggman teach you some science before? I didn't but I hope somebody did. Robotnik is one of the Sonic characters who want to take over the planet. That's why Seth made this to tell you about it. Robotnik sang it instead of Seth because he was wanting to do it.
[Chorus: Seth]
So, Robotnik teaches science?
Cause science is the place,
That should help you make stuff.
You say Robotnik teaches science,
because he's magnificent,
for making it rough!

[Verse 1: Robotnik]
Well, Sonic's down beating some Badniks,
I had made them mechanics.
Animals going home,
Making chemistry out of jackets.
Along with Cubot and Orbot,
Rolling around my gadgets,
They're wanting to put me into the sewers,
As well of all of my projects...

[Chorus: Seth]
Don't let Robotnik teach you science.
Cause science is the place,
He shouldn't help you make stuff.
You say Robotnik teaches science,
He's not that magnificent,
for making it rough.

[Verse 2: Robotnik]
Still I remember in Chemical Plant,
Where the liquid's in.
And it brings me back to Green Hill track,
Where the metal truck left me again.
The chaos emerald has your emeralds,
Cracked it with a bite.
I'll have them back at Scrap Brain zone,
Making it shatter bright.

[Chorus: Seth]
Never let Robotnik teach you science.
Cause science is the place,
He can't help you make stuff.
You say Robotnik teaches science,
He doesn't even think,
he's actually tough!

[Outro: Robotnik]
Ooh, they say I'm horrible,
Cause my projects are terrible.
They're gonna kick me for making science rough!
"And then Robotnik was never heard from science again." said Seth.
(C) Joseph Kent Dash Henson Studios.

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