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Song Parodies -> "Lorena Bobbit's Midlife Crisis"

Original Song Title:

"Midlife Crisis"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Faith No More

Parody Song Title:

"Lorena Bobbit's Midlife Crisis"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Lorena Bobbitt
The darling bud of Ecuador
Thanks to her John
Excuse him for abusing her back then

Please don't do that
But I'll keep my own mouth shut
(Bong)

That 1993 evening
When the knife saw the penis
And John screamed and screamed
And 999 was on his way

We recommend that a secret
But that doesn't bother me

That doesn't bother me, f''k no
That doesn't bother me, no, no, no
That doesn't bother me, f'"k no
That doesn't bother me, no, no, no

But it does

If they see you do that in Leeds
They think you're Lorena
Where was I when I heard the news about it

Don't, don't, do that
But instant keep my mouth shut

He went on The Word with Terry Christian
He wasn't threatening to that nice guy Terry no, no

In 1989
From that incident in June

Don't do that to me, no, no
Don't do that to me, no, no
Don't do that to me, no, no
Don't do that to me, no, no
F''k you

Please, at a constant pitch
And one constant rhythm
You still won't hear
Please, at a constant pitch
And one constant rhythm
You still won't hear

You still won't hear
(f''k Lorena)
You still won't hear
(F''k Lorena)
You still won't hear
(F''k Lorena)
You still won't hear
(F''k Lorena)
You still won't hear
(F''k Lorena)
You still won't hear
(Spanish whore)

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