-> "Lorena Bobbit's Midlife Crisis"
Original Song Title:
"Midlife Crisis"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lorena Bobbit's Midlife Crisis"
The Lyrics
Lorena Bobbitt
The darling bud of Ecuador
Thanks to her John
Excuse him for abusing her back then
Please don't do that
But I'll keep my own mouth shut
(Bong)
That 1993 evening
When the knife saw the penis
And John screamed and screamed
And 999 was on his way
We recommend that a secret
But that doesn't bother me
That doesn't bother me, f''k no
That doesn't bother me, no, no, no
That doesn't bother me, f'"k no
That doesn't bother me, no, no, no
But it does
If they see you do that in Leeds
They think you're Lorena
Where was I when I heard the news about it
Don't, don't, do that
But instant keep my mouth shut
He went on The Word with Terry Christian
He wasn't threatening to that nice guy Terry no, no
In 1989
From that incident in June
Don't do that to me, no, no
Don't do that to me, no, no
Don't do that to me, no, no
Don't do that to me, no, no
F''k you
Please, at a constant pitch
And one constant rhythm
You still won't hear
Please, at a constant pitch
And one constant rhythm
You still won't hear
You still won't hear
(f''k Lorena)
You still won't hear
(F''k Lorena)
You still won't hear
(F''k Lorena)
You still won't hear
(F''k Lorena)
You still won't hear
(F''k Lorena)
You still won't hear
(Spanish whore)
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