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This is the most recent information about Divinyls that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Divinyls, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Divinyls

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"I Punch Myself""I Touch Myself"KooKooDee

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself," The Georgia Satellites"I Touch Myself," The Divinyls
"Can I Touch You There?," Michael Bolton"I Touch Myself," The Divinyls
"Are You Lonesome Tonight?," Elvis Presley"I Touch Myself," The Divinyls
"Touch Me In The Morning," Diana Ross"I Touch Myself," The Divinyls
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Pleasure And Pin" originally "Pleasure And Pain"
Wanda Ruppendown
"Pleasure And Pan" originally "Pleasure And Pain"
Wanda Ruppendown
"I Ouch Myself" originally "I Touch Myself"
Makes this song even more interesting.
mandylee

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Pleasure And Spain" originally "Pleasure And Pain"
Bob
"Pleasure And Paint" originally "Pleasure And Pain"
FussBudget

Change a Letter:

"I Vouch Myself" originally "I Touch Myself"
So do you exist, or what?
Lindsey
"I Torch Myself" originally "I Touch Myself"
mandylee

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I Touch Myself""I Stuffed My Shelf"Matthias
"I Touch Myself""I Suck At Stealth"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Boys in Town""Toys I Want"Porfle Popnecker
"I Touch Myself""I Sued Myself"Amanda
"I Touch Myself""That Dutch Guy, Relf"Kristof Robertson
"I Touch Myself""(When I Think About Ants) I Scratch Myself"Ann Hammond
"I Touch Myslef""I Cut Myself"Daniel Wynhoff
"I Touch Myself""Banjo Kazooie"The Charnstar
"I Touch Myself""I Stuff Myself"Steve Kalafut
"I Touch Myself""I Cut Myself"Sad Cutter

There are additional Divinyls song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I Touch MyselfAny Christian AssociationLance Afgan
I Touch Myself1-900 Sex LineLarcen Tyler

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Til I Am Myself Again
   Blue Rodeo
I Touch Myself
   The Divinyls
Til I Touch Myself Again
Peter
I Can't Remember / The Reason
   Alice in Chains / Hoobastank
I Touch Myself
   The Divinyls
I Can't Remember the Reason I Touch Myself
Sounds like a problem!
Josh
Don't Ask Me Why
   Billy Joel
I Touch Myself
   The Divinyls
Don't Ask Me Why I Touch Myself!
Raphael
U Can't Touch This
   MC Hammer
I Touch Myself
   The Divinyls
I Can't Touch Myself
My name is Kenny
There are additional Divinyls duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Nature's Divinyls
Nature's Divine combined with The Divinyls
Submitted By: Candy Welty

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me go "mommy"
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running
"I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I make a belch, ooh, I touch myself
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you I touch myself
"Pleasure And Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lover, lover, Radio bush.
Radio bush, why do you push?
Original Lyrics:
Lover, lover, why do you push?
Why do you push, why do you push?
"I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm focusing (on) just how much I adore you.
Original Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adore you.
There are additional Divinyls misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Touch Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me go "mommy"
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running

Story about this misheard lyric by: Valeria

The song is dirty, it made sense that they said mommy. Kinky though.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I Touch Myself"
Better Lyrics:
When I hear that damn song I run away
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you I touch myself
Submitted by: Amanda
"I Touch Myself"
Better Lyrics:
I won't stop wearing shoddy pearls
When I think I look cool
I hug myself
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
Submitted by: Magic Pudding
"I Touch Myself"
Better Lyrics:
I love myself
'Cause no one else loves me
I exposed my a**
And legs on MTV
My face is pale
I wear fishnet stockings
I am scantily clad
Because I'm so ugly
I can't get sex from anybody else
So I eye the mirror and touch myself
Original Lyrics:
I love myself
I want you to love me
When Im feeling down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I dont want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Submitted by: newave

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"I Touch Myself"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else,
When I think about you I touch myself
Oh oh I don't want anybody else,
Oh no, Oh no, Oh no
Why They're Inappropriate:
She's obviously talking about masturbating, while thinking about intimacy and romance.
Submitted by: David Pratter
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"I Touch Myself"
The Dirty Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else,
When I think about you I touch myself
I don't want anybody else,
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Why They're Dirty:
Obviously it's talking about masturbating, she's rubbing her clitoris fantasizing about sex.
Submitted by: David Pratter
"I touch myself"
The Dirty Lyrics:
i want you above me
when i think about you i touch myself
Why They're Dirty:
I first listened to this song in a TV commertial... The title of the song itself is a reason to be in this site, and, well the lyrics talk for themselves
Submitted by: Steffi

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"The Di-VINE-ulz
Submitted by: Celeste

Song Title Space Change:

"It Ouch Myself" originally "I Touch Myself"
New title turns it into an anti-masturbation song.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Tins Held Ivy Submitted by: Ralph
In Thy Devils Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
The Vinyl Ids Submitted by: Julie

Song Title Anagrams:

"Pleasure In Panda" originally "Pleasure And Pain"
Submitted by: Laura Wilkins

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"I Much Tie Self" originally "I Touch Myself"
Submitted by: Alice Spoonerism

Band Name Spoonerisms:

The Vine Idols originally "The Divinyls"
Submitted by: Angela Sleepyhorse
The Vid Dine-Alls originally "The Divinyls"
Submitted by: Rocky

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