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Song Parodies -> ""They Can F**k Themselves""

Original Song Title:

"I Touch Myself"

Original Performer:

The Divinyls

Parody Song Title:

""They Can F**k Themselves""

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Musk loves himself
Doesn’t need you to love him
He won’t feel down
If you pull ads from him
He’ll tweet what he wants
Doesn’t need to be PC
If X goes to hell
He will still be mad wealthy

Musk has warned
Less ads could sink X
He told advertizers
“They can fuck themselves”
Oh, Musk has warned
That X can really go

Musk bought Twitter
For 44 billion
Now it’s value
Is down to one nine
But he’s still richest
So he keeps laughin’
That dude’s a sure gold mine

Musk is so high
Can afford to speak freely
His X could die
And he’ll still be so wealthy
Fools can tweet him
Loads of hate and boos
But Elon Musk won’t freeze
He’ll patch it up with the Jews

Musk has warned
Less ads could sink X
He told advertizers
“They can fuck themselves”
Oh, Musk has warned
That X just might explode

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Voting Results

Pacing: 1.2
How Funny: 1.2
Overall Rating: 1.2

Total Votes: 85

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   81
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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L.D. Obblo - December 07, 2023 - Report this comment
Wow, you’re even more unoriginal than that geezer who posted “Rhythm Steps” fifteen times each week. I doubt that took much effort, but then again neither does anything you post here.
Zen Adam B. - December 08, 2023 - Report this comment
twitter should be called triggered. elmo muskovy's new $40 billion toy. Wonder what toy he'll buy for Xmas. ;-p
eeL deaL - December 09, 2023 - Report this comment
the demon with the very negative comment couldn't help but take a look which is good because that will generate more fake 1 votes which to eeL are really 5's...a great news story would by Musk selling X on Xmas back to the original owner who would net a huge profit.

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