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Song Parodies -> "I Sued Myself"

Original Song Title:

"I Touch Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Divinyls

Parody Song Title:

"I Sued Myself"

Parody Written by:

Amanda

The Lyrics

This song is inspired by the "Sexual Harassment Panda" episode of South Park. For those of you who haven't seen the episode, here's what happens. A guy dressed as a panda comes to South Park Elementary to teach the kids about sexual harassment. Stan calls Cartman an "ass-sucker", so Cartman sues Stan. Before long the lawsuit Everyone v. Everyone is followed. Plus, playing the OS to someone who doesn't want to hear it could be a form of harassment.
Because Stan called Cartman a nasty name
He sued and it all turned into a game
To see who could sue whom for harassment
But I think that this lawsuit is more harassing

Chorus:
Everyone sued everyone else
Technically you could say I sued myself
Oh, everyone sued everyone else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

This was all because of some panda
Said harassment makes him sad
Soon all the kids were suing each other
With help from Kyle's dad
Took the signs and the chalk out of the school
You'd think it's a violation of some rule
A fool could see that there's something wrong with this
Don't they throw out lawsuits that are this witless?

(Chorus)

Because Stan called Cartman a nasty name
He sued and it all turned into a game
To see who could sue whom for harassment
But I think that this lawsuit is more harassing

(Chorus)

Everyone's suing everybody else
So technically you could say I sued myself
Oh no, oh no
Oh no, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

(Chorus)

I sued myself, I sued myself
I sued myself, I sued myself
I sued myself, I sued myself
I sued myself, well I think I did
(repeat until fade)

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