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Song Parodies -> "Don't You Make My Red State Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue"

Original Performer:

Crystal Gayle

Parody Song Title:

"Don't You Make My Red State Blue"

Parody Written by:

Walt Conner

The Lyrics

Been away for a few years... now retired with time on my hands...
Don’t You Make My Red State Blue
Walt Conner

Don’t know what is wrong with you
Moving here with leftist views
What is it you tryin’ to do?
You wanna turn my red state blue?

I’ll be fine when this is done
You can cry all night long
Here is what you do
Don’t you turn my red state blue

This is great state
So save your lies
It’s not la-la land
Let me set you wise
Your progressive ideas just don’t fly
Start voting right or just say goodbye
I don’t want to make you real sad
Snowflake ideas are just too bad
But you voted like a cad
Don’t you turn my red state
Don’t you turn my red state
Don’t you turn my red state blue

I don’t want my red state
Don’t you make my red state
Don’t you make my red state blue
Ooo ooo

Please don’t make my red state
Don’t you make my red state
Don’t you make my red state blue

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John Dacey - November 02, 2020 - Report this comment
Political parody done right. I'm on the other side, but this is awesome.
CML - November 02, 2020 - Report this comment
On the other hand, I AM on your side and any parody that causes me to form an image of Chrystal Gayle cant be all bad .... In fact, it's quite good
Phil Alexander - November 02, 2020 - Report this comment
ISTM the biggest cause of red states turning blue is the current incumbent of the White House.

...cue the invective from people who wouldn't recognize reality if it hit them in the knackers
Willism Little - November 02, 2020 - Report this comment
Great job. It's a parody. Sides really have np place here.
Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2020 - Report this comment
There's a yellow rose in Texas, and she's already voted Blue.
Phil Alexander - November 03, 2020 - Report this comment
@William: unfortunately (and I say this as someone from outside the US who has no partisan prejudice) this site has become an unhappy place overwhelmingly down to the input from one "side", spewing insult and invective at anyone who disagrees with them politically. Nearly always under cover of pseudonyms, coming across as the worst sort of bullying, lying, unbelievably stupid specimens of humanity it has been my misfortune to encounter. With Trump as figurehead, they have been emboldened to make everybody else's lives as miserable as they could. Hopefully, the current bullying, lying, unbelievably stupid incumbent of the White House will be roundly defeated, and his groupies can crawl back under the rock whence they came.
Joe Biden - November 03, 2020 - Report this comment
Corn Pop is a bad dude!
CML - November 04, 2020 - Report this comment
Phil, I agree with most of what you say but dont say that its coming from the Right only. I know better. I was subjected to the worst trolling imaginable from the left, back in 2013 to 2015. So much so that I stopped with political parodies for years, simply for the sake of the website. The fate of the Republic does not hinge on any work being posted here. Moreover, many authors are known commodities around here, so if you know their works will piss you off, why read them?
Phil Alexander - November 05, 2020 - Report this comment
I didn't say "only", I said "overwhelmingly" which is and *always* has been the case: there has never been from anyone else anything like the boorish, bullying behaviour seen from the insane wing of the Republican Party (I'm not saying "all Republicans, either, just the usual crowd of cowardly pseudonyms) - I did a quick scan of your political parodies in that period, and saw nothing negative and some nice things said about them from the site's more left-wing contributors.
Walt Conner - November 27, 2020 - Report this comment
I hesitated to post this parody... Almost sorry I cam back.

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