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Song Parodies -> "Need to Make Those Blue States Red"
Original Song Title:
"Don't it Make Your Brown Eyes Blue"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crystal Gayle
Parody Song Title:
"Need to Make Those Blue States Red"
Parody Written by:
William Little
The Lyrics
Don't know when it's been less true
Don't know what they're gonna do
You've voted someone new and
How'd you turn those red states blue
I'll find the fraud each one
I'll file suits all day long
Prove it isn't true and
Stop them making red states blue
Sue the battlegrounds, expose the lies
Throw out over votes, give more alibis
Tell all those states to overturn the count
Claim anything but make sure I win
I didn't mean to whine so bad
I just know Joe lost it bad
That's what intend to prove
We need to make these blue states
Need to make these blue states
Need to make these blue states red
Don't know what they're gonna do
You've voted someone new and
How'd you turn those red states blue
I'll find the fraud each one
I'll file suits all day long
Prove it isn't true and
Stop them making red states blue
Sue the battlegrounds, expose the lies
Throw out over votes, give more alibis
Tell all those states to overturn the count
Claim anything but make sure I win
I didn't mean to whine so bad
I just know Joe lost it bad
That's what intend to prove
We need to make these blue states
Need to make these blue states
Need to make these blue states red
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