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Song Parodies -> "Baby I'm-a Rock You"

Original Song Title:

"Baby I'm-a Want You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Baby I'm-a Rock You"

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The Lyrics

a man is put in charge of taking care of his baby while his wife is having a girls' day out with her friends does he have what it takes to be superdad for a few hours? will he crack under the pressure? will Miley Cyrus ever wear clothes again? all questions (except for that last one) will be answered now...
Baby I'm-a Rock You
Baby I'm-a Feed You
I'm the only one who's still at home while mama's out
she's out with her girlfriends
and I just don't have a doubt

you're doin' more than spittin'
smells like you've been poopin'
I missed "guiding light" and just went through a pack of diapers
what have you been eatin'?
'cause my nose sure took a beatin' no wipies

I have got to remember to nail that pet door shut
if my wife learns that baby crawled out she'll kick my butt

lately ain't seen baby
but my neighbor just brought baby back to me

gotta find a way to entertain the cutie pie
I'll make funny faces make you laugh one made you cry
I wonder why

Baby I'm-a Rock You
Baby I'm-a Feed You
oh it took so long to find you baby

Baby I'm-a Rock You
Baby I'm-a Feed You

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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John Barry - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Rock on!
Jonathan - March 07, 2014 - Report this comment
^ thanks! much appreciated!
Dave W. - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Jon - I thought I smelled some humor here...and it doesn't stink a bit ..Thank God
Jonathan - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment
^ thank you very much!
Rob Arndt - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm late Jon- 555! Taking care of kids is a huge responsibility and babies that first year require almost all of a parent's time and attention. Glad that you wrote about life :)
Jonathan - March 10, 2014 - Report this comment
^ thanks Rob this song is not based on experience by the way as I am not married I don't even have a girlfriend! oh... now I've gone and depressed myself...

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