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"Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody's done somebody's song wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody's done somebody wrong song.
"Billy & Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue's letters came every day
Straight from his house,
they showed him the way
Straight from his house,
they showed him the way
Original Lyrics:
Sue's letters came every day
Strengthened his cause,
they showed him the way
Strengthened his cause,
they showed him the way
"Billy & Sue" was a big hit in early summer of 1966 (although it was recorded in 1964) - it had to wait 2 years in obscurity before riding the coattails of "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" and "Mama" to hit the charts in '66. But it was worth the wait! Was on the Hickory label, and billed as B.J. Thomas & the Triumphs.
"Hooked On A Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got it bad for you, girl,
But I don't need a cure
I'll just take a deep deep
And hope I can endure
or
I got it bad for you, girl,
But I don't need a cure
I'll just stay a dik-dik
And hope I can endure.
But I don't need a cure
I'll just take a deep deep
And hope I can endure
or
I got it bad for you, girl,
But I don't need a cure
I'll just stay a dik-dik
And hope I can endure.
Original Lyrics:
I got it bad for you, girl,
But I don't need a cure
I'll just stay addicted
And hope I can endure.
But I don't need a cure
I'll just stay addicted
And hope I can endure.
Do not ask me why I thought he'd stay a small antelope.
"Hooked On A Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I-I-I
I'm hooked on the ceiling.
I'm hooked on the ceiling.
Original Lyrics:
I-I-I
I'm hooked on a feeling.
I'm hooked on a feeling.
"Hooked on a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can stop this peeing
Original Lyrics:
I can't stop this feeling
"Hooked on a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stop these hearings
Original Lyrics:
I can't stop this feeling
"Hooked on a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I looked up a CD
Original Lyrics:
I'm hooked on a feeling
"Hooked on a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm booked on my freedom
Original Lyrics:
I'm hooked on a feeling
"Hooked on a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm high on burritos
Original Lyrics:
I'm high on believing
I could imagine him farting a lot and perhaps rushing to the bathroom or just going in his pants that diarrhea could happen...
"Hooked on a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm high on the reading
Original Lyrics:
I'm high on believing
"Hooked on a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hooked on a feeling I don't believe in That you're in love with me
Original Lyrics:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm...Hooked on a feelin',High on believin'That you're in love with meeeeeee.
"Hooked on a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm...
Hooked on a ceiling,
High on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.
Hooked on a ceiling,
High on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.
Original Lyrics:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm...
Hooked on a feelin',
High on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.
Hooked on a feelin',
High on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.
"I Just Can't Help Believin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it feels so small and helpless that my fingers fold around it like a bird
Original Lyrics:
And it feels so small and helpless that my fingers fold around it like a glove
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I freak
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm free
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm fleas
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm free
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brian's not for me
Original Lyrics:
Crying's not for me
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday's not for me
Original Lyrics:
Crying's not for me
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
It won't be wrong
Original Lyrics:
It won't be long
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's older than me
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's worrying me
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing seems to fade
Original Lyrics:
Nothing seems to fit
"Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I drink
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm free
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
And just like the guy who's feeling too big for his bed
Nothin' seems to fit
Nothin' seems to fit
Original Lyrics:
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin' seems to fit
Nothin' seems to fit
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
And just like the guy whose eyes are too big for my head,
nothin' seems to fit
nothin' seems to fit
Original Lyrics:
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin' seems to fit
Nothin' seems to fit
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Original Lyrics:
But that doesn't mean my eyes have to be turning red
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying drops for me
Original Lyrics:
Crying's not for me
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying snot for me
Original Lyrics:
Crying's not for me
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Raindrops keep falling on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes are too big for my head
Crying's not for me, no
But that doesn't mean my eyes are too big for my head
Crying's not for me, no
Original Lyrics:
Raindrops keep falling on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes have to be turning red
Crying's not for me, no
But that doesn't mean my eyes have to be turning red
Crying's not for me, no
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I got me to talking with the sun
Original Lyrics:
So I did me some talking to the sun
"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing seems to fill
Original Lyrics:
Nothing seems to fit
"Two Car Garage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two car garage and a two story house
And a couple of kids we can drag around
And a couple of kids we can drag around
Original Lyrics:
Two car garage and a two story house
And a couple of kids we can brag about
And a couple of kids we can brag about
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