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Song Parodies -> "Crane Drops on Pauly, Now He’s Dead"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Crane Drops on Pauly, Now He’s Dead"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Another from the back catalogue. Pauly has not been able to convince the consigliere of his innocence... Original song on YouTube

Crane drops on Pauly, now he’s dead
A such wise-y guy whose feet ‘ere now should been in lead...
Bobbin’ in tar-pit...
So crane drops on Pauly, now he’s dead – so appalling

‘Cus he just did too much talkin’ – now he’s done
Heard he said he didn’t like the way Boss got things done
Peevin’ all the Mob
So crane drops on Pauly, now he’s dead; I’m guffawing

But there's one thing I know
That stoolie’s end was sweet, he’s crushed completely
Gone splat! His con-ish sappishness caught up and beat he

Brains drop from Pauly, ciao, he’s dead
Hard hat didn’t keep his eyes from shooting out his head
Buying farm, was he
Don, high, put the order up: “Restrain his complaining,
Please call on he”
Death is coming to thee

It won't be long till crappiness falls down to greet he

Crane drops on Pauly, now he’s dead
But that was foreseen for guy who snoozed with horse’s head
Dying was decreed
The mob pay respect but false is pain they are feigning
Restrain their glee
Hoffa’s got com-pan-y

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Someone with half a brain cell in their head read this please. - October 03, 2022 - Report this comment
We seem to have a troll who keeps leaving bogus 13 votes. The voting system is totally defunct now because of this. Better still, scrap this website altogether. It really has gone down the pan this site.
Peregrin - October 04, 2022 - Report this comment
Would be much happier to have 13 comments and no votes.
CML - October 04, 2022 - Report this comment
That would be a way for everyone to get around this foolishness .. Drop a comment about why you like the parody or not .... As for scrapping this website, this place has 97,000 parodies in its archives .. and about 10,000 are as good as your run of the mill Al Yankovich parody. So what happens to all the links if we scrap the website?
Phil Alexander - October 06, 2022 - Report this comment
This one was worth the fives it got, unusually for the chap who seems to drop his thirteen votes based on political affiliation rather than song quality :-)

As for the comments about the site: it's a shame that the trolls have done to it what they have, but it is an unequalled archive of parody (and mondegreens, etc) - there is literally nothing like it anywhere else on the web. I can understand Chucky's desire not to force people to login in order to vote/comment (it's not like it's a huge moneyspinner for him - I think the ads possibly cover the hosting fees, but it won't be bringing in enough to retire on), although I do kind of regret it not being done ten or more years ago.
CML - October 07, 2022 - Report this comment
I live in the desert, Pip, so our concerns aren't constant rain, but constant sun. Inevitably, if you live here long enough, you'll get skin cancer. So, I did a parody called "V-Rays Keep Falling On My Skin" about the subject
Peregrin - October 08, 2022 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil and CML!

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