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Song Parodies -> "White Plymouth"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"White Plymouth"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Another car based parody
I'm dreaming of a white Plymouth
Just like the one I used to own
With it's mag wheels glistenin'
While I was listenin'
To 8 - tracks in stereo

I'm thinking of it's big hemi
With edelbrock fuel injection
And it's torque flight tranny
That came in handy
At time trials I would go

I still can hear that big block roar
When all 440 horses whined
With my glass packs rumblin'
It sure was humblin'
To blow others off of the line

The PD loved my white Plymouth
With every ticket that they'd write
My hot rod days have ended
Now I
Cruise round town perched on a white E bike

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 28

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Agrimorfee - December 20, 2023 - Report this comment
Perfection! The stanza with the car terminology (which I know zilch about) really added to it. Or...were those just made up words? :D
G.R. Broski - December 20, 2023 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee: I knew some but had to consult my brother in law for the rest.

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