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Song Parodies -> "AFI Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Love Like Winter"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"AFI Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Daniel Shaltes

The Lyrics

if u like afi u suck!!!!!!!!!! if u hate afi u may like this parody and who knows maybe i can get my first 333 as an author (hint,hint) this is for the late great eddie guerrero:eddie i hope u didn't like afi!!!!!!!! btw this has nothing to do with eddie i just thought i would throw in a cheap long live e.g. thing to help me get a 333!! but he was and is a cool person and one of the all time best in the wwe
i'll let u know go away
this band is stupid every day
if u just read there lyrics you'll relize there gay(afi sucks)
for of gayness and ice they are made,they are made

i'll spill their blood(X2)
their lead singer is more like a her
i'll beat them up and taste their blood
come punch their lip and kicktheir *ss till december , till december

this band wishes they were liked
i wish they were killed yesterday (yesterday)
they make songs about b.s. that makes no sence:plane and simpol
maybe i'll snipe them somewhare far away, or insted

(reapeat corus)

afi sucks...oh....oh...
afi sucks...they suck...3...4...
(reapeat corus)
long live e.g.

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Pacing: 2.0
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Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 75

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Joel Martinez - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
WHOA! What happened to all the comments?
Site Moderator - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
They were deleted because they all contained a nasty tone.
Site Moderator - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Look, if you guys can't say anything NICE to each other, or give appropriate feedback on the parody, then your comments don't belong here. Name calling and all the inane nonsense that's been going on in the commentary thread on this parody, has gone too far. So please stop, or else this parody will be taken down and you won't have a place to play your silly games in.
Justice - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh so you're not lazy enough to have people comment here BUT YES HERE: How dissapointing. I thought you people knew how to handle this site.
yourmomismyc*nt - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
nothing meen but to "Justice" what do you want us to do, check out that parody?
Penis - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
yes XD
garythenotrashcouger - June 25, 2008 - Report this comment
to "penis" what is the point of your comment it doesn't say a thing and to justice thanks for the link to the lp parody
Blah blah blah - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
I like bacon. That's a logical reason why this parody exists!
garythenotrashcunt - July 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Yup, and I dont have a life when I bother wasting my gay old time by tolling attention to such feeble excuses when I could have simply not been jackass enough to ignore them (hence my name change)
Joel Martinez - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Goodness, all this for a parody? You people are immature!
Eddy - August 17, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL, AFI duz suk
jonathen - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
afi is amazing. why do u people take so much time to hate on a band? i wont hate on your music, so dont hate on mine. im not saying u have to like it, im just saying if u dont then just who cares i mean its music?!??
methenotrashcouger - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
to blah blah blah, are you with me or against me? i coufused as to witch it is to joel, i just don't want this taken down and if people leave feedback i WILL respond to eddy, i guess afi fans are intitled to reasons why they suck so help me out here, maybe if someone else gives reasons why afi sucks it will seep through that it is not just me who feels this way to jonathen, u are the first afi fan to use logical reasoning and i respect that, however, when i rote this (almost 2 years ago btw) 1, it took about 20 min. so i didn't waste much time, 2, i was at a point of people, well i guess a person, not giving any reason for likeing afi and i think if someone asks you why u like a band or insults your band you sould be able to defend them with something other than "no they don't, you suck" witch you did and i respect that but that is why i wrote this parody
fruvsy - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
*ignoring previous comments* I think this is quite funny. But I'm not sure why...
The Author - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow. Someone actually liked my parody. Twoshae, sir.
poothenotrashcouger - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
the comes down to sensorship, i have the right to voice my dislike of afi and afi fans have the right to disagree. guess that's about it , keeps this up!!! BTW google "the truth about obama" if you don't know already, it will blow your freaken mind! also, i lose the Game, and so do all of you
I HATE YOU - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
You can just STFU. You're just jealous that you're not cool enough to listen to the awesomeness that can only be known as AFI. Go get a life, please.
God - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Real mature. I don't like your music, and so im beneath you because of it? Btw, "awsomeness isn't a word, you retarded douche.
garythenotrashcougerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment
godd*mn (no pun intended) you guys are worse than twilight fans (and that's saying something) also I lose the game
GArythenotrashcouger - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
i take that back, there is not an entity of fans worse that twilight fans. there's really not even a close second. i hope that is something we agree with
fred - September 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Uhm.. I kinda like afi, well I used to, but now I'm starting to realise that they suck. No offense, I swear I can write a better parody on this but it still made me laugh. This is like the worst song on the worst album. Btw I googled the lyrics for their most recent album "crash love" and it only gets worse and worse. Itz deprezzin. Who else do I look up to? Miley Cyrus? Coz the way afi are heading they're gonna turn out like her...
A Fag Inside - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
gay emo band needs to die
garythNOtrashcougeR - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
my friend calls them A*s f*cking inc. to fred, a 10 year old could write a better parody them me and most likely spell better. i am shocked that this is still even up
Simon - February 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, someone's a homophobe.... I like AFI, but this is kind of funny parody. I actually don't think they're gay (sucks for me, except for they're all too old for me anyway), but hey, if that's an insult to you, I guess it works for your parody. However, in all loyalty to AFI, what do you listen to? Nickelback?
skrew nickelback - February 27, 2010 - Report this comment
another awful band (this is the author). they were talkin about me and the parody on the afi fan site (despair faction or something like that) i go to explain myself get told my many afi fans that i;m a clown and to leave and then my account gets blocked. what is this1984. i finally start to gain respect for afi fans and then that happens . anyway simon i like mostly hard rock and metal, i'm a big system of a down fan
author!!! - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
random thought, why the truck did i bring up Eddie Guerrero guess i was still sad about him dieing, still am rip Eddie
Joel Martinez - June 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, I see this page hasn't given up its integrity since I last came here years ago. Still fun though, seeing as THIS is more popular than AFI nowadays (I wonder what happened to them one way or another)

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