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These are lyrics by AFI that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, AFI

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AFI's, "Love Like Winter"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's in the blood, it's in the blood.
I met my love before I was born...
Why They're funny:
Really, Davey? I highly doubt that...
Submitted by: Your Worst Nightmare
AFI's, "Rolling Balls"
The Funny Lyrics:
The guys won't accept me, I guess I try the girls team
And lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.
I think I want to be...
Balls will roll, I think it's time,
It's time for me to be a girl.
Why They're funny:
The whole song is just greatly humorous. He talks about how pretty of a girl he'll be. Oh the joy of AFI!
Submitted by: Aleah
AFI's, "The Chicken Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
Chicken and granola bars make a nice meal
Especially when you're all alone
It's something to eat when your wife's in the shelter
Because she ran into the door
One Two Three
Why They're funny:
Ah, the stupidness of early AFI. Honestly, what isn't funny about chickens and granola bars???
Submitted by: Mari~Kun

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