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Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker

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The Lyrics

Some people have it and other people, like this guy, look like they got dressed in the dark.
A polka-dotted vest
Like Urkle with suspenders, It's a fright!
I've seen you wear a leopard print tuxedo, Too bright!
Own Spongebob underwear
Stockings of Mohair and they're quite itchy
Fashion blows, You're just so lame!
Yeah, You're so lame!
With a jacket that's embroided with some flames!

You've got no style, We make fun
Of how you're dressed
Look like a nerd
You are such a mess
You've set the record
Tackiest person alive!
Parachute pants aren't too cool
And Tyra Banks seethes
Shirt's too bold
Rainbow stripey
Just one glance at you and Queer Eye's riled
Dude, You've got no style!

Don't know where you shop
Guess Goodwill or Dump
Put on bell bottoms and a huge sombrero hat
Are you on crack?!
Your shirt is frayed and stained and ripped. It's trash!

You've got less style than a Nun!
Get some new threads!
Way too much fur
Sure that bear is dead?
Strapped on tight leather
Kinky or a Matrix Guy?
You aren't in France, "Sac Le Bleu!"
Take off that Beret
Green like mold
Make it amscray
Don't wear large Goth boots you're far too mild
Dude, You've got no style!

What you wear I haven't a clue!
We roll our eyes when you wear bowling shoes!
With acid washed jeans or sequins tights!
You've got no style!!!

That puffy shirt doesn't rule
That's found on Seinfeld
You must be cold
Wearing a kilt
Dressed in a Zoot Suit while you're on trial

The clothes you try leave me stunned
Don't follow trends
Bunny slippers
Won't wear shoes instead
When at the office
You've got a dumb spinning bow tie
Where a speedo at the pool
And the ladies freak
Hair just sprouts
That's not too chic
Bro, You don't look cute, Chicks aren't beguiled
You've just got no style!

Yick!, You've got no style!

Ugh! You've got no style!

You've got no style!

Nope, You've got no Style!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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Wendy Christopher - August 19, 2013 - Report this comment
So.... let me just get this right... you're saying all of those things AREN'T in style anymore..? Oh my GOD, when did that happen..! *rushes off to nuke entire wardrobe*

DKTOS (I'll hang my head in shame and admit the only Uncle Kracker song I know is "Follow Me," but that's 'cos I'm in the UK and that's the only one we ever got from him over here.) However, I love what you did with this one - lots of great lines. A well-earned 555.
Abbott Skelding - August 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Actually, I've always wanted a pair of my own bowling shoes just to wear around...and as someone who frequently shops at Goodwill, I see no problem with this guy's attire. Great job, funny rhymes and spot on pacing. Nice work!
bobpiecheese - September 01, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A few typos here and there ("where" instead of "wear", "Sac Le Bleu" instead of "sacre bleu", etc.) but otherwise this was a top-notch parody! 555!
Agrimorfee - September 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Yeah, you made a new French expression that translates into "the blue bag". I googled it just to make sure it wasnt some odd Parisian fashion statement. This was a good rundown of poor fashion choices (velcro lace shoes and T-shirt with suit jacket would have also fared well here); parachute pants mention made me smile nostalgically (never fell for that style myself!). 555
Max Power - September 02, 2013 - Report this comment
At least it wasn't a fashion disaster.
Blaydeman - September 02, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I actually had the same idea for this round initially, but you beat me to it! LOL! Yours is a lot better than mine would've been. Awesome work. Hilariously funny, a few pacing mis-steps, but overall fantastic!

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