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There are 42 misheard song lyrics for Uncle Kracker on amIright currently.
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"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like I'm dissin' the sea.
And swim through your veins like I'm dissin' the sea.
Original Lyrics:
All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a p*ss in the sea.
And swim through your veins like a p*ss in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
All you know is when I'm with you I make you free
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you quantum leap I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
You won't find nobody else like me.
Original Lyrics:
And if you want to leave, I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
You won't find nobody else like me.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you won't believe, I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
You won't find nobody else like me.
Original Lyrics:
And if you want to leave, I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
You won't find nobody else like me.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim 'til your parents takes a piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim 'til your penis takes a piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim through your bangs, and take a piis in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim through your legs like a fish in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim through your things like I fish in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim through your things like a-fishin' the sea
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim through your veins
And take a piss in the sea
And take a piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins
Like a fish in the sea
Like a fish in the sea
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like I p*ss in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim through your veins to take a piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And swim through your ways like I piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diarrhea, this feeling ain’t right
Original Lyrics:
Follow me, everything is alright
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me and it'll all be alright
I'll be the one to get tucked in at night
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee
You might never find somebody else like me
I'll be the one to get tucked in at night
And if you wanna leave, I can guarantee
You might never find somebody else like me
Original Lyrics:
Follow me and everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave then I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave then I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me and it'll all be alright
I'll be the one to get tucked in at night
And if you wanna leave, this I can guarantee
You won't find nobody, as I bleed.
I'll be the one to get tucked in at night
And if you wanna leave, this I can guarantee
You won't find nobody, as I bleed.
Original Lyrics:
Follow me, everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave then I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave then I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me and it'll all be alright
I'll be the warm Kentucky wind at nigh
And if you wanna leave, this I can guarantee
You might never find somebody else like me.
I'll be the warm Kentucky wind at nigh
And if you wanna leave, this I can guarantee
You might never find somebody else like me.
Original Lyrics:
Follow me and everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave then I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave then I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me
Everything is all right
I'll be the one
To tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
They will find your body in the sea.
Everything is all right
I'll be the one
To tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
They will find your body in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Follow me
Everything is all right
I'll be the one
To tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
Everything is all right
I'll be the one
To tuck you in at night
And if you want to leave
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can swim through your veins; I can piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't give you money
I can't give you this guy
I can't give you this guy
Original Lyrics:
I won't give you money
I can't give you the sky
I can't give you the sky
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the one to f*** you here at night
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the warm Kentucky wind at night.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll swim through your brain like efficiency.
Original Lyrics:
...and swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the reason that you go to school
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the reason that you go astray
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not worried about the brain you wear
Original Lyrics:
I'm not worried about the ring you wear
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim through my veins like a piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim through your legs like a fish in the sea
Original Lyrics:
Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim through your veins like I'm pissin' the sea
Original Lyrics:
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim through your veins like a "pish" in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"pish": onomatopoetic for a splashing noise.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim through your veins like a piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim through your veins, I can piss in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valerie, everything is alright
Original Lyrics:
Follow me, everything is alright
"Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I swim through your veins like a piss in the sea
Original Lyrics:
...and swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
"Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If they ain't got no eggnog
Original Lyrics:
If they ain't got no Eight Mile
"In A Little While" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a little while I'll be thinkin' about you naked.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like something is gone here.
"In A Little While" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like a drunk in a thong here.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like something is gone here.
"Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Completely underwear
Original Lyrics:
Completely unaware
"Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sting like a bird
Original Lyrics:
Sing like a bird
"Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me shine like a goat, buzz like a bee....
Original Lyrics:
You make me shine like gold, buzz like a bee...
"Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me smile like the sun,
Fall like a man,
Sing like a bird,
Dizzy in my hand
Fall like a man,
Sing like a bird,
Dizzy in my hand
Original Lyrics:
You make me smile like the sun,
Fall out of bed,
Sing like a bird,
Dizzy in my head
Fall out of bed,
Sing like a bird,
Dizzy in my head
"Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me snot
Original Lyrics:
You make me smile
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