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"Forty Six & 2"

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The Lyrics

Most of us have been there, and it sucks.
Dawning my
Dawning my bathrobe it's
One size too small
Need a new bathrobe

My bathrobe
Hugs my skin
I'm scratching my
Ass again
I'm here
Digging through
The classifieds
Do find something new

I've been lying on my belly
Keeping up with current events
I've been wallowing in my own self-pity
Counting every last cent
Without a loan to hold me over
No food inside the pantry bin
It's then I find myself feeling down
I get stressed out and then start crying

In my bathrobe
A bathrobe
My junk showing through my bathrobe
Watching re-runs
Of Tailspin
I've been scratching my ass again

Dawning my
Dawning my bathrobe and still
Putting off
All that house cleaning

I've been lying on my belly
Keeping up with current events
I'm in debt from all of my chaotic
Budgeting decisions
I filled out a new resume
Listed past experience
I've got an interview tomorrow so I'll
Clean up my appearance

In my bathrobe
My bathrobe
Change and shower
Before bedtime

Haven't worked in recent memory
Contemplated going back to school
Forty-Six and unemployed that's me

I, know the rent is due
Now, cable bill is due
Now, cell phone bill is due
Now, power bill is due
I, need groceries too
New, underwear too
Seams, are about to rip through

I, know the rent is due
Need, to pay back Aunt Sue
Hire, a good handy crew
To, help me fix my damn roof

Stepped right in the shower
Lathered soap all over me
Relaxing in warm water
Hoping I could clean the grime, when I
Slipped right in the shower
Broke my neck, instantly died
Found dead in the shower
Forty Six and single, what a pity

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